Ride on lawnmower + steering knob -> awesome
Now where shall I mount the double-barrel cupholder to hold beer and ashtray?
The whole world is your friggin' ashtray. Which frees up an extra slot for a back-up beer.
That, or the neighbor's yard, followed by absolute denial that you even smoke. And a preemptive challenge to a fight at having had your honor impugned. While wearing a handgun, visibly.