I got home from the gym today to this:

So I figured I'd get lunch then come back and wake the dude. When I tried to sit down to eat, the dude wouldn't scoot out of the way. Instead he kept trying to eat my avocado/cheese/salsa tortilla. Eating while keeping food away from someone is a pain. After I finished my tortilla, I figured I'd let the dude sniff my plate. He licked the salsa:
I've just wasted an hour eating lunch and trying to get TigerHeart out of my chair. Is that billable time?
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