Let's see, there was something about fish and aquarium blah, blah and algae problems and otto cats and clean tanks and blah blah. And then fertilizer dosing and Ammonia-nitrite-nitrate being 0-0-0 for two days in a row which makes no sense at all.

Until it does make sense.

And then movies. The short version:

Snakes on a Plane - ruled once. Wouldn't rule twice.

Sunshine - awesome until they went all Hellraiser/Event Horizon on our asses, then it was just stupid. And the sun won't burn out, it'll grow and engulf us. Dur.

Speed Racer - better the second time. The last race still blew my mind and I was ready for it this time. Awesome, awesome, awesome. If I had time, I'd totally go over and over again until it left the theaters. More movies need to be this fun.

Work - Zippy sucks. I set him up for fail and he jumped through the trap. And then failed. And then failed again. And then failed some more. And BB and I were like, Yeah, suck it newb!

And I coined this to describe a situation in which Zippy gets asked by a user for the ability to post to Flicker:

And he'll be all, "yeah, no problem."

And the boss will be all, "yeah, that sounds like a good idea."

And we'll be all, "fuck you, I quit." Except we won't, because we're stupid.

And BB saw that it was good and deemed it worthy of being included with the Dead Horse poster in the hall of shame.

Then I wrote a thousand words about the secret of life, how to cure cancer, how to solve the constant state of crisis in the middle east, how to have sex seventeen times a day and still get all your work done, and how to prevent male pattern baldness.

And then the world was reset and ObviousTroll's agreement on the awesomeness of Speed Racer was lost to the world forever. Which just goes to show, the Wachowski's should have never reported the true state of the world with the Matrix movies. It pissed off the overlords that someone not only tapped in, but managed to get the word out.

Outz!