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By atreides (Mon Apr 28, 2008 at 12:49:31 PM EST) (all tags)
I have been on hold with U-Haul for 18 minutes now so I figure this is a good time to say something real quick while I'm waiting.


So, my bachelor party was Friday night.  The original plan, a small get together of friends burning meat and enjoying ourselves, fell apart.  The cobbled together dinner with many many friends followed by a trip to the strip club with a couple of them worked out nicely.  I learned a few things I didn't already know:

Titty bars are much more fun when you don't have to pay for them.  I have trouble with the idea of paying $20-ish for a woman to dance against me and ordering $7+ drinks.  But when someone else wants to foot the bill, it's not so bad (and I don't feel guilty because said individual who bankrolled this spends far more on himself when he goes than he spent on me). 

Strippers are much more interesting when you're drunk.  Normally, they do little for me but with enough drinks, it was actually not bad.  I mean, I am a bit of a sensation junkie and I got that in spades.

The best way to get good service is to get one of the waitresses to dance for you.  We had been discussing how the waitresses in strip clubs always tend to be cuter than the strippers themselves.  Well, one of my friends spotted this waitress who he though seemed a little wild and got her to do a lap dance for me.  After that, she made a point of staying around if we wanted anything (or anyone).  I found out later that said friend got her number because his birthday is coming up and he thinks he can talk his wife into, well, you get the idea...

Started another 40K campaign with some friends and went and played on Saturday.  Had a good fight (with some truly tragic luck working against me early on) against one of them with the battle ultimately being decided by a single roll at the end of the last turn.  Unfortunately, that roll favored him and not me so I lost. :( But it was a great fight. :) Then we watched Curse of the Golden Lotus.  If you have not seen it, you are wrong.  Imagine The Lion in Winter in Tang Dynasty China.  The action is great, the story is great.  The execution is great.  Hell, it's worth it, if nothing else, for the rope golem Ninjas.  When you watch it, you'll understand. 

Other than that, it's been last minute planning and in a few days it'll be picking up last minute stuff.  And next week it'll be off to West Texas!  Believe you me, I can't wait for a whole week of a whole lot of nothing to do but loot at stars, sleep and, well, you know...

Until next time, remember that I was on hold for 24 minutes.  U-Haul sucks.

That is all.

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attention all hands! by clock (4.00 / 2) #1 Mon Apr 28, 2008 at 03:00:00 PM EST
baby tux procured!  brace for cuteness!


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

Oh, JEEBUS!!! by atreides (4.00 / 3) #2 Mon Apr 28, 2008 at 03:24:36 PM EST
Baby can't have a tux!  Nobody can look better than me but Welsh Girl!!! :P

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.

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but you SAID by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 2) #3 Mon Apr 28, 2008 at 04:15:19 PM EST
all babies are required to wear a tux!!

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Damn you for usnig my words against me! by atreides (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Apr 29, 2008 at 02:34:36 AM EST
Battening hatches!  Cuteness sighting on the port bow!

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.

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never work with animals or kids... by clock (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Apr 28, 2008 at 04:45:27 PM EST
...so stay clear of the boy and me!


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

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plspstpixkthx by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Apr 29, 2008 at 03:20:37 AM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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This is true by theboz (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Apr 29, 2008 at 03:31:47 AM EST
We had been discussing how the waitresses in strip clubs always tend to be cuter than the strippers themselves.

I'm glad to see that other people have the same observation.  I guess it's because the waitresses aren't on the same amount of drugs that the strippers are.  I mean, there are some really fine strippers here in Houston, especially at the one across the street from my office.  However, if I were single and looking for fun, I'd much rather hook up with the waitresses than the strippers themselves.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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