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By lylehsaxon (Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 10:58:27 AM EST) (all tags)
Continuing to look around in 2008 Japan and compare it to 1984-1992 Japan, another issue that comes to mind is standing in lines.  When I arrived, I was shocked and dismayed to discover that at banks and fast-food places, there were several parallel lines, rather than one central line that fed to the next open teller or order taker.  So you'd go to the bank in a hurry .....


..... and pick a short line, and if you were lucky, you'd get out before people who had been waiting longer.  If you were unlucky, you'd get in a line and - noticing that it wasn't moving - you'd take a closer look up the line and there would be a time-machine visitor from the deep dark ages who didn't know how to interact with machines, or someone who brought in a stack of bank books to update (for colleagues?), or some such thing, and you'd be standing there in frustration watching people who had come in after you, smoothly gliding up to another machine, completing their banking, and leaving while you stood there.

What to do... getting out of line at that stage would mean getting in the back of a line twice as long, which might contain its own glacially slow biped... etc. etc.  So I imagine that you can imagine my happiness spike when they finally got around to setting it up so there was only one line, and people at the front of the line just went to whichever machine was open first.

Same thing with escalators - they would immediately jam up and they were good only for the effort saved in not walking.  If you were in any kind of a hurry, the only way to zoom ahead was to use the stairs.  Don't believe me that people jammed them up?  Have a look at this video from 1991:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8051505496472137396

And um... yeah, that's it.  I need to get some sleep now!

Sore dewa, mata,

Lyle (Hiroshi) Saxon
http://www5d.biglobe.ne.jp/~LLLtrs/

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How to delete? by lylehsaxon (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 11:01:32 AM EST
I always write with a text editor and then copy-paste in the text - I put in the wrong text!  Can I delete it?

Lyle

The shortest way home is the longest way 'round....


I believe by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 11:06:29 AM EST
only cabal folks can edit their own stories. Might ask for a promotion, or an editor to fix what you'd like done ?

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On second thought.... by lylehsaxon (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 11:10:18 AM EST
I'll just leave it up.  I was going to post a different block of text, but that one's alright I guess.

Lyle

The shortest way home is the longest way 'round....
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Please inform potential Japanese tourists by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 11:02:07 AM EST
that we drive on the right here in Jesusland. That includes standing on the right on escalators, (generally) walking on the right on sidewalks, &c &c &c.

Whenever a crowded sidewalk is all bottled up, it's invariably an oblivious Japanese student walking down the wrong site making everyone squeeze around them.

kthx.
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The three things that make a diamond also make a waffle.


Not from Osaka then! by lylehsaxon (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 11:14:27 AM EST
Apparently there's this weird thing were people stand on the right in Osaka and on the left in Tokyo!  This seems to date back to the Osaka Expo in... 1970 I think.

Lyle

The shortest way home is the longest way 'round....
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Not just Japanese by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #7 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 11:52:10 AM EST
Can be Brits or Kansans.  Yesterday, it was two fucking LA Frat-boy looking types.  Unfortunately, the guy in front of me was too wimping to say "excuse me", so I was forced to glare from higher up while riding the damn thing down.


One of these days I'm going to right a rant about tourists entitled "move your fat ass!"
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I'd actually never seen passing on escalators by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #8 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 01:51:47 PM EST
till I moved to DC in the 1980s. I got used to it, though, and when I moved away I tended to piss a lot of people off by expecting them to get out of the way. I can't remember when it became widespread for people to pass on escalators.


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Depends on where by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #9 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 01:58:58 PM EST
I don't really expect it in a mall.  But in a public transit system, where the bulk of the people are trying to get from point A to point B in a hurry it is important.  Some of us are not hanging out with our friends chatting.  We are, instead, trying to get home, where we can hang out with the people we love.
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Queue models by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #4 Thu Apr 24, 2008 at 11:07:21 AM EST
in the US, it's called the "Post Office" versus "Grocery Store", at least in my simulation classes.. (single queue, multiple servers is the PO, whereas grocery store, each server has its own queue)



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