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By anonimouse (Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 01:37:04 AM EST) (all tags)
They're looking for the hour and minute hands....


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They're in Texas, with clock. by wiredog (4.00 / 3) #1 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 06:27:28 AM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

We'll know by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #8 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 07:51:24 AM EST
...if Stack doesn't write a new diary soon.

If true, gives a new meaning to "hands across the ocean"


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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The last paragraph: by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #2 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 06:32:33 AM EST
"He appealed for anyone who saw anything suspicious in the area, or anyone with concerns about a friend or relative they have not seen for a while, to get in touch."

No doubt by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 06:35:26 AM EST
...using a medium

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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I can only respond by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 06:54:11 AM EST
with a video clip

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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The three things that make a diamond also make a waffle.

"Beach head had 'distinctive' scar" by duxup (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 07:40:15 AM EST
OMG Harry Potter!?!?!?
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I would think by anonimouse (4.00 / 2) #6 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 07:42:58 AM EST
That the scar where the head had been separated from the body would be pretty damn distinctive....

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Oooh good one! by duxup (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 07:47:48 AM EST
n/t
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The radio said "shoulder length hair" by Herring (4.00 / 3) #9 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 08:05:46 AM EST
How can they tell?

Herring - Official HuSi diarist of the 2016 European Korfball Championship (October 22nd, Dordrecht, Netherlands)
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All they can say for definite by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 08:26:23 AM EST
Is that the last trim was a little harsh....

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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At least we know of one woman by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #11 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 08:35:42 AM EST
who gave head...

Own goal, Mr Kowalski by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 10:20:39 AM EST
She didn't learn a lesson, and your pierogi still won't be on the table when you finish your plumbing work.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
And severed (right, size 12) feet washing up in by chuckles (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 11:18:12 AM EST
Canadia!

"The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin [...] would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities"
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