These ads are getting progressively freakier. Soon the internet will be composed entirely of porn, jesus and people trying to sell me watches and viagra. In among this, there will be pockets of bloggers continuing to shout their importance to people who already agree with them, but generally they will not be heard among the tumult. Yes, there will come a day when we grow nostalgic for old-fashioned 419s.

Yesterday I had tuna steak, and although I managed not to overcook it, and seasoned it properly, it didn't blow me away. I think it remains on the list of food better eaten out, probably due to sourcing reasons than anything else.

My stomach muscles dislike me intensely at the moment. Nonetheless, I shall endure. I shall.