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By blixco (Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 08:13:53 AM EST) (all tags)
we spend a whole lot of time thinking about how people think, and about what they were thinking.

We process evidence and design, turning abstract lines of thought into repeatable solutions.

On the best days, we become both user and designer.



On our worst days, the solutions of others become our guideposts, rough versions of what we'll do surfacing in google-esque abstracts that swamp our capability.  We're best when we're cut off, manual burned, no connection. But we're slow that way, and at times we experiment in destructive ways to find non-destructive solutions.

The task of being this is, we're constantly interpreting our own capability versus our best read on the capability of the user and designer.  We have to assess the reality of our solution, find how it best fits, and determine how badly we'll need to use duct tape and baling wire to attach the major components of our solution.

We solve problems with other problems.

We spend all our time figuring you out.  And to figure you out, we have to figure us out pretty well, to the point of being an empty vessel filled with your problems and all your possible solutions.  The less we color the information with our own limitations, the better; we have to be more capable than you, ideally.

So we spend all our time thinking about thinking.

In the end, we are at times successful with the most difficult problems, and at times we are unsuccessful with the least difficult, or vice-versa, and we're always at odds with that balance.  Bad hacks, temporary fixes that last years, the thing that holds our solutions is magic or faith sometimes.  We can't be expected to know every single thing, but we are expected to know every single thing.

So we do our best, as mechanics, plumbers, technicians.  We move from point A to point B with your thoughts in our heads, trying to fit the universe back together in a way that you perceive is accurate and good. Puzzle pieces that look like nothing to us, that mean the world to you.

The problem with math, with programs, with law and with the world is, the rules are written toward the average.  Science moves us toward a greater gray area. The methods we use take the extremes, the outliers, the edge cases, and it discards them.  It chooses to say, 4 out of 5 agree.  It says, for most this is the Way.  It exhorts, cajoles, defines us by that layer of mediocre. We slave to that average, the cars and houses and cash that we need. But people, unique and wildly alone, are incapable of fitting any model 100 percent.  The averages work best, sure.  No other model can work; the vagaries of democracy (even as broken and as fucked up as it is here in the states) are a far sight better than the previous years' stolen election.  But on a day to day basis, every person has this unique high-spot, this break from the line of averages that defines their day.

And while it isn't necessary to address every unique facet of a man, it is necessary to realize that every man has those facets.  That there are no average people.  That four out of five don't agree on a damn thing.  And that each and every process is broken in a different place for each and every person.

There is no one and zero definition.  There are different names for the condition.  There's no agreement on the problem.  There's never an agreement on the solution.

So we do what we can, figuring you out. Applying all of our training and observation and instinct to what we know is a unique problem with a pre-determined solution, a solution that exists only in your version of our shared existence.

That's what we do, really.  We probe and experiment and fuck up over and over again, internally sometimes, externally sometimes, and we find the right linguistic and behavioral magic to suit your condition.

We spend all our time thinking about how you think.  About what you think.  And some day, we'll have you figured out.

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Think, think, think by dark nowhere (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 08:51:27 AM EST
We spend all our time thinking about how you think.  About what you think.  And some day, we'll have you figured out.

Unfortunately, we'll be stark raving mad by then.

I am not your dupe account.


Indeed. by blixco (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 08:57:42 AM EST

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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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We spend all our time thinking about how you think by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:15:25 AM EST
Wow man. That weed's some good shit, y'know?

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



Uh, no. by blixco (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:19:59 AM EST
Not even close.

Some of us, we can't find the answers in a book.  We have to find the answers in other people.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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And an aside, related: by blixco (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:29:32 AM EST
There is no surer more effective way of pissing me off than implying drug use with regards to my writing. I'm not sure why I take such strong offense to it.  Probably my derision at having something that is truly heartfelt (and as well-crafted as I am capable of) being dismissed as a Cheech and Chong bit.  Maybe it's the fact that i think most writing on drugs is actually more worthwhile than some people give credit for; 90 percent of modern literature and 100 percent of modern music would not exist without some chemical influence (alcohol included).

Maybe it's, ya know, rude to write off someone's thinking as being a product of an external event unrelated to the person's actual being. 

I really don't know why.  I just know that if you want me to suddenly, quickly, heatedly desire to beat the shit out of your mother, the best way to do it is dismiss what I have written as being the product of a drug.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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Sorry. by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 10:08:45 AM EST
It's just that that diary, in particular, reminded me of many stoned/drunk/tripping conversations I had with various associates over the years. Usually your writing doesn't remind me of that, but that one did.

Once a guy set up a tape recorder while we were tripping. Without telling us. Later, sober, he played it back for us. I sincerely hope he destroyed that tape.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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No problem, really, by blixco (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 10:13:36 AM EST
and I am entirely unsure as to why I take such huge offense to it.  It's confusing to me.  I mean, all my favorite writers wrote their best stuff stoned to the gills.

So, yeah.  It's a strange thing. 

In re: recorded stuff, we used to try and get some of the music, poetry, or discussions we had down on tape, but as soon as you observe a thing...even if that observation is a future event...you tend to change the thing you're observing.  In our case, we'd get very concerned (without voicing it) about what we sounded like.  Not wanting to sound too crazy, we spent most of our time justifying what was said.  Which sounded totally crazy.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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It often rings of altered consciousness. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #19 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 02:07:32 PM EST
Drugs are merely the shorthand most people reach for when they're deciphering it, I think.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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And yet... by ana (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:48:27 AM EST
The problem with math, with programs, with law and with the world is, the rules are written toward the average. Science moves us toward a greater gray area. The methods we use take the extremes, the outliers, the edge cases, and it discards them. It chooses to say, 4 out of 5 agree.

And yet, programmers spend nearly all of their time thinking about error messages and corner cases, those outliers of cases that exhibit exceptional behavior in more than one way.

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin


Do they? by blixco (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 10:09:57 AM EST
I would think that constraints are written to constrain. That, sure you have to have signposts up that say "don't drive off this cliff" or "you just drove off this cliff" but you're not, ya know, encouraging them to drive off a cliff.

Unless you're working for Microsoft.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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The corner cases by ana (4.00 / 2) #12 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 11:07:15 AM EST
are the ones where all those pesky "off-by-one" errors bite you. The code might work just fine in the middle of a huge matrix or data structure, and *still* fail if you try to use the last entry.

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin
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True, by blixco (4.00 / 1) #13 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 12:03:30 PM EST
but that's not what the goal is, is it?  I mean, isn't the goal to produce something that the average user will use in an average way?

In other words, the purpose is more meta than the code.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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I'm figuring things out ... by me0w (4.00 / 2) #7 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 10:03:53 AM EST
One disease process at a time ...

So I'm sitting in my pathophysiology class and we were talking about Ovarian Cysts. There is a type of ovarian cyst called a dermoid cyst that grows from genetic material and can often contain teeth and hair.

If I had one I would give it a name ... like Massimo.


"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni


A friend of a friend by blixco (4.00 / 2) #8 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 10:07:06 AM EST
had one, and she called it Herbert.

It had teeth.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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My ex-girlfriend.... by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #18 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 01:47:07 PM EST
reportedly named hers Joey. She and her current partner reportedly have it in a jar, and it reportedly has teeth and hair. What's most disturbing to me is that mine and my ex's first pet together was a hamster we named Joey.
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If you don't get a Bonnie, my universe will not make sense. --blixco
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Yikes. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #20 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 02:37:17 PM EST
Just, yikes.
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Our Instructor .. by me0w (4.00 / 1) #21 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 04:21:48 PM EST
Was telling us that his client has one and every year or so she has to go and have an ultrasound done to take a look at it. It's kinda creepy ... but cool at the same time.


"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni
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If there is no absolutely by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #14 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 12:43:52 PM EST
"black & white" or "one and zero" definition, then this very statement is also not absolute and thus is a paradox. As sentient beings we make discriminating decisions throughout our existence. If we didn't we wouldn't thrive. Our very existence exemplifies the advantage of accepting the convention of absolutes. This sentence is an absolute. The previous sentence is not a paradox. It is reasonable to accept the existence of absolutes. It doesn't mean we will know them all. Not knowing all absolutes doesn't negate their existence. Presenting an absolute does not make it valid.

I don't think we can figure everything out seeing how everything and every person is constantly changing. So as thinkers, we have to constantly adapt. If change ever stops, thinking will arguably no longer matter.

Build a better mousetrap and nature will build a smarter mouse. Make life easier for people and nature will build a lesser human. The universe doesn't seem to want me to figure everyone out. So I don't. I just try to figure out a little and have some fun with the rest of my time.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat


With language by blixco (4.00 / 1) #15 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 12:48:38 PM EST
we can constrain and define as our hearts see fit, individually. I can say this page is purple.

Absolutes are much easier on the head when you accept that external absolutes (one, zero) are agreed-upon by their influence on our thinking. In other words, they are a consensus reality that would exist regardless (and thus perfect!) but labeled by language and man (and thus, imperfect!)
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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Kind of. by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #16 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 01:27:26 PM EST
Naming conventions. We can all call one, fifteenbillionhundred, but the name doesn't change the intrinsic value. A color is what it is regardless of what we call it or even how we see it differently from other people. Consensus reality may be how we make decisions about what we think intrinsic reality is, but consensus isn't necessarily perfect or absolute. People aren't perfect. Opinions and intrinsic properties can be exclusive. Our language and thinking about something can be imperfect in our own minds without absolute reality actually being impacted. The world isn't flat even though some people used to think it was. Reality stayed the same. Only our thought process changed. I see what you're saying. I'd substitute the word "consensus" with "intrinsic" in your statement and be in complete agreement with you.

Everything is what everything is. And I suppose there are some intrinsics that are not absolute. One will always be one no matter what I call it. But, I suppose there are few constants in the universe. If a lake dries up, its intrinsics change as it changes. I suppose there must be some way to fancifully verbally differentiate and articulate between an absolute intrinsic property and a dynamic intrinsic property. I just haven't got a clue what the fuck those words are. Humans are dynamic and able to adapt because we live in a world that is dynamic and that necessitates our need. In a static world absolute reality may also be perfect, but we wouldn't be human would we? Perhaps change is the most human trait. Maybe that's why some of us are happy solving problems? I wonder if we would be humans anymore without problems to solve.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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The smaller picture by blixco (2.00 / 0) #17 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 01:37:23 PM EST
is that, as a society, we strive to the middle.  And, as a society, we agree on what that middle is by sanding down the edges, nailing in the loose boards, and washing everything with the same gray coat.

All men are created equal.

All dollar bills are the same to everyone, you, me, that homeless guy.

All religions are X.

Capitalism is Y.

Absolutes based on a consensus, things we agreed to disagree on, maybe, but we agreed.  Light is light.  Dark is dark.

The edge cases, fanatics and crazies and inventors, they make good television.  Anything mediapathic, really, is an edge case.  Something not normal.

So we strive toward normal, we really do, and those of us who solve problems?  That's all we do: we move bright points and dark points and "broken" technology into a nice, normalized agreeable state.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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Many people do. Yes. by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #22 Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 04:37:02 PM EST
Many people want the middle road. Lots of people think that docile compromise and surrendering liberty is the key to happy civilisation. I think anyone who knows their ass from a hole in the ground sees that bullshit for what it is. I was born into a working class family. Born with four working limbs and no major defects. Not everyone is born into a family that can provide well, or born with all their limbs for that matter. Men are not created equal. A dollar bill isn't worth the same to a homeless guy if it isn't in his pocket instead of mine. People in the U.S. still believe in killing in the name of whichever God they believe in. People are indoctrinated with particular beliefs about capitalism. Lots of people think money is bad. Those are the same people who think knives, guns, and baseball bats are responsible for killing people. Inanimate stuff and ideas don't hurt, we do. So those people think everyone should be entitled to the same money and services regardless of if they worked for it or not. They think that kind of control will subdue social conflict. They reason that weapons laws will keep the edge case criminals from murdering people. Mob rule, or democracy as it were, isn't consensus. Nor are social policies absolutes. If it can be taken away from you, it isn't absolute. Not everyone agrees to disagree. Some of us agree out of fear. Some of us, those of us who disagree with social policy, are just forced to comply or give up.

The thing is, we aren't doing anything new. Nothing that hasn't been done already in all of known history is taking place. No society has lasted. They all fall. Insanity is when you know something doesn't work but you keep trying. People who believe in the large governing bodies and societies on the planet right now think for some reason that it'll work for us this time because we're better than our predecessors. How? Why? Can anyone explain how we're doing anything different? We're not. It won't work. We're just running inside a wheel.

Technology though, that provides change and hope. I'm not just making normalised agreeable states. Of course, I want it to cooperate and be useful or there is no point. I'm happier with rocks and sticks compared to modern technology that only works part of the time. Digital technology. Indoor plumbing. Electric light. Whatever. I want it to work all of the time. That's when I put my stick down and come indoors. Technology has many possibilities no matter what conventional use it has. Technology really can change society. Society with new technology and new ideas has a chance to actually do something different. If we don't keep trying, if we don't challenge how we think, we'll never know if completely peaceful, free, happy society can exist. We'll just keep running on our little pet hamster wheel. The small picture is still a part of the big picture. The little things you do can effect big changes. So thank goodness for theoretically infinite possibilities and the human incapability to change the nature of absolute reality based on our own crappy ideas. Otherwise we'd be fucked. Without lube even. I suppose I'm an optimist.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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