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Diary
By Phil the Canuck (Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 02:48:38 AM EST) (all tags)
footsteps


"Daddy?"

pause

"Daddy!"

"What is it?"

"Would you ever leave me at the zoo?"

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now THAT... by clock (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 02:52:55 AM EST
...is a "pop" quiz.


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

'would you like me to?' -nt- by clover kicker (4.00 / 2) #2 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 03:19:06 AM EST


Yes. With the Monkeys. by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 03:41:35 AM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

Maybe... by Vulch (4.00 / 2) #4 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 04:04:34 AM EST

"...If they offered to swap you for a Panda or a Tiger cub."

The Buffalo Zoo is charming by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 04:10:55 AM EST
and the gorilla house is heated all winter long.


Leave ? by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 04:30:13 AM EST
no. Sell? yes.

That's absolutely beautiful. by muchagecko (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 04:40:22 AM EST
I wish my life's fears were so simple.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
LOL by duxup (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 04:59:50 AM EST
At least it wasn't a difficult question.
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It would be by joh3n (4.00 / 3) #10 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 06:12:03 AM EST
if he didn't have any kids.

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I just ate about 7 pounds of meat
-theantix

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Answer: Not *all* of you by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 05:36:02 AM EST
Reassure, but keep their awareness up.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
Well? by gazbo (4.00 / 1) #11 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 07:13:28 AM EST
Would you?

I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

No by Phil the Canuck (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 08:12:40 AM EST
Although, having been awakened at 3:14, you could understand if I had answered yes.

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