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By wiredog (Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 08:51:03 AM EST) (all tags)
None of which is above the fold.


From The Atlantic blog section.
War supporters: in November, it is extremely likely Barack Obama is going to win the presidency. If you continue to respond to the war's critics with "lalalalalalalala I can't HEAR you!", you are going to be completely shut out of the discussion come November. Demanding, incredulously, of me or anyone else, whether we seriously think it would have been better to leave a murderous dictator in place is not going to help. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 125,000 to 150,000 Iraqis have died since we invaded, ... We've spent hundreds of billions of dollars, we have reduced our strategic effectiveness both within and outside of the middle east, and the most likely outcome of an eventual withdrawal seems at present time to be a prolonged and bloody civil war. It is only a good idea to remove a murderous dictator if this results in, on net, fewer people being murdered.

Whether or not you agree with me on this, do me and the war's opponents the credit of assuming that yes, we have thought this through, and no, we are not secretly rooting for Osama bin Laden. ...

War opponents: the core of your movement is not a majority; your ranks have been swelled by people who regret the current chaos in Iraq, but will abandon you at the slightest shift, as indeed the polls show. You will not accomplish anything without a coalition, and that coalition will need to include many of the people you are currently insulting. You have spent too much time talking to each other, telling each other that you are right, everyone who disagreed with you is evil and stupid, and you therefore deserve to run things. Whether or not this is true, you do not have the numbers or the power to do so. If all you have to offer to the foreign policy establishment is an enraged demand that they shut up and go away while you take over, you cannot seriously be surprised when they close the door in your face and continue the meeting without you.


Hillary joins the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Really.


D.B. Cooper's Parachute Possibly Found
The FBI is analyzing a torn, tangled parachute found buried by children in southwest Washington to determine whether it might have been used by famed plane hijacker D.B. Cooper, the agency said Tuesday. ...

A man identifying himself as Dan Cooper _ later mistakenly but enduringly identified as D.B. Cooper _ hijacked a Northwest Orient flight from Portland, Ore., to Seattle in November 1971, claiming he had a bomb.

When the plane landed at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, he released the passengers in exchange for $200,000 and asked to be flown to Mexico. He apparently parachuted from the plane's back stairs somewhere near the Oregon border.

Agents doubt he survived because conditions were poor and the terrain was rough, but few signs of his fate have been found. ...

If it is Cooper's parachute, that will solve one mystery _ where he apparently landed _ but it will raise another, Carr said.

In 1980, a family on a picnic found $5,880 of Cooper's money in a bag on a Columbia River beach, near Vancouver. Some investigators believed it might have been washed down to the beach by the Washougal River. But if Cooper landed near Amboy and stashed the money bag there, there's no way it could have naturally reached the Washougal. "If this is D.B. Cooper's parachute, the money could not have arrived at its discovery location by natural means," Carr said. "That whole theory is out the window."

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In 1971 by anonimouse (4.00 / 2) #1 Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:12:25 AM EST
I was under 10 years old.

Please post theories about how I have transferred my mind to another body now...


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So? by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 01:32:03 AM EST
I've been reading my Alex Rider books, so I know he can do it. Why not you, the fearless router of packets?

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Obamabots are so *darling* by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #2 Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 11:11:18 PM EST
What's "extremely likely" is that Hillary is going to bust her balls to ensure that someone who's taken the requisite amount of SNIPER FIRE wins in November.  It's her turn, and Obama needs to get to the back of the damn ticket already.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
I know all you JockLanders wear skirts. by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 03:22:53 AM EST
But even you should realize that Hillary, being of the feminine persuasion, doesn't have balls.

Perhaps Farmgirl could give you some, shall we say, remedial training in which sex has what plumbing?

I hear your Favourite Car Companie is being sold to Hard Working Thrifty Sorts on the Subcontinent. Maybe they could rename the lead model the "Bodacious"?

I know why you love Hillary so much. You think she's the Second Coming of Maggie Thatcher.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Four balls by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 05:39:04 AM EST
I'm walking to first.

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The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Mar 28, 2008 at 04:43:17 AM EST
I've come to believe that this is the fundemental difference between Republicans and Democrats. Only Democrats believe their opponents are organized.


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Has anybody seen my clue? I know I had it when I came in here.
Well, to an extent by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Mar 28, 2008 at 05:25:18 AM EST
Scaife was bankrolling the Arkansas Project, so it was an organized right-wing conspiracy. Vast, not so much. The rest of the National Review crowd just followed his lead.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Oh, and one more thing: by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Mar 28, 2008 at 04:44:22 AM EST
You tricked me into going to K5. I feel like I've been rick-rolled.


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MUAHAHAH! by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Mar 28, 2008 at 05:23:12 AM EST
A couple days ago I saw a comment there that said "This is such an obvious troll" and thought of you...

I'm trying to do most of my political, or election anyway, commentary over there. Why pollute HuSi?

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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The name is spreading ever further by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Mar 28, 2008 at 05:36:00 AM EST
The one I find most amusing is the WoW player. Can you play a troll in WoW?


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