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By StackyMcRacky (Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 10:45:56 PM EST) (all tags)
about the constant split lips?

IMO, waaay worse than poopy diapers.



There's been a lot going on.

Tonight we removed the infant car seat and installed the convertible car seat.  The dude pretty much grew out of the infant one.  He still can't totally sit up on his own yet, so I'll be packing extra blankets in the diaper bag to help prop him up when we go shopping (for the times I don't feel like putting him in the Ergo, that is).

I finally broke the 170 lb weight barrier.  I'm pretty excited.  My goal is 160 lbs.  I'd like to point out that many pre-pregnancy pants and skirts still don't fit me - too much loose skin hanging around my hips, butt and thighs for that.  My shape has changed forever.

I got my hair cut at the local Aveda Institute on Friday.  The Institute is the school for Aveda, and haircuts are only $15.  I'm soooo happy with this cut, I will definitely continue to go to the school for all my salon e spa needs.

I did our taxes last night.  We're getting a whopping $4200 back.  Thanks, The Dude!  I'm glad we adjusted clock's W4 in December so next year we shouldn't get a refund (no interest free loan, yo).

Speaking of gub'ment cheese, we filled out the form for HD receiver coupons!  No new TV for us thanks, we'll just buy a shitty receiver and plop it on the current tube.  We just don't watch TV enough to warrant spending more than $20.  At least we'll be able to get all the PBS channels now.

clock is trying to convince me to spend part of our refund on a new washing machine.  I'm feeling pretty tight with money these days, but he's making a fine case for buying one.  Of course it helps that I've wanted a front-loader for quite some time now.  We'll see.

We still need to purchase a freezer.  I've been doing a good job making all kinds of broths, etc, and we're just about out of space in our kitchen freezer.  We also need to buy another cow.

We're really happy with our new source of eggs.  They have a drop-off even closer to us than the Woodlands, which is nice. $21/month in eggs seems expensive, but it's WELL worth it.

We picked up a copy of Everyday Mexican by Rick Bayless.  We're quite impressed with all of the recipes so far.  It's also making far better use of the foods available at the farmer's market.

I bought a copy of The Recipe Manager.  Once I get a good portion of our recipes in it, one of my least favorite tasks (picking out meals for the week and making a grocery list) will be MUCH easier.  Oh yeah baby, grocery shopping from my iPod!

ATTENTION BOB ABOOEY:  we will be in your town(-ish) February 26.  Let us know if you need some smokes to trade or something - we're more than willing to help an internet superstar out.

I'm slowly going through the process of clearing the crap out of our home.  Well, I've been going through the process for a few years now, but I've been hit with quite the attack of motivation.  I guess I'm home so much that all the useless junk is getting to me. 

Product review:  Method bathroom cleaner rocks.  We finally got around to fixing the shower door, and I took the opportunity to scrub the bathroom from top to bottom.  Method did an awesome job of cleaning the soap scum and hard water stains out of all the nooks and crannies, which is kind of unusual for an environmentally friendly product.

In other hippie news, we are no longer using sponges.  clock's mom knitted (crochet?) a pile of kitchen rags as a hostess gift and we're using them instead of a kitchen sponge.  So far, so good, and we don't have the nasty stank of an old sponge.

Maybe this weekend I'll get around to starting the seeds for our herb garden.  We're starting with basil, cilantro, Italian parsley and sage. 

I also need a nice weekend to do some yard work.  Pruning time!

It's getting late, and I'm tired.  I think I'll go to bed now.

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Heh. I broke 170 too. by greyrat (4.00 / 3) #1 Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 10:52:50 PM EST
But going the other way...
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You sucked an infant into your vagina? (nt) by Driusan (4.00 / 10) #7 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 07:46:53 AM EST

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why oh why by TPD (4.00 / 3) #11 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:00:41 AM EST
can I only vote this a 4!!!!

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Seven! by anonimouse (4.00 / 2) #14 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:40:48 AM EST
Nt

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Why yes. Yes I did. [nt] by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #21 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 10:09:03 AM EST
[nt] == neonatal trauma
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'basil, cilantro, Italian parsley and sage' by chuckles (4.00 / 3) #2 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 12:09:06 AM EST
Is that what they're calling it these days? Toke up, Stacky!

Skateboarding is a crime.




So much to say... by theboz (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 12:27:24 AM EST
Sofia got the gifts today, thanks.  We really need to get together to hang out some time, but with all the dental problems, car problems, extra work, visitors, etc. we haven't had time lately to be social at all.
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I think by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:46:01 AM EST
Jax is trying to put the moves on her.  You'd better get those guns ready!

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Huh by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 12:52:43 AM EST
Haven't had any split lips. Now, weird spots that look like bug bites but aren't, bumps on the head, scratches, and one cat bite (only fair, she bit the cat first) - those we've had. But no split lips.

Re: herb garden - look into Square Foot Gardening. Much easier to manage, easy to adjust quantities and types according to taste.

Also, Rosemary makes a nice leafy green bush. Err... and it should be planted by the garden gate. ;)



Milk rash ? NT by Phage (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 07:53:42 AM EST


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split lips... by clock (4.00 / 1) #12 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:26:59 AM EST
...only apply to mom and dad.  usually post-headbutt.  the dude is notorious for flailing around and beating his skull against us.  perfectly normal...for a baby rhino.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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Future NFL lineman. by wiredog (4.00 / 2) #17 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:48:08 AM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Or death metal, head banger rock star. [nt] by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #31 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 01:25:05 PM EST
[nt] == needs tuning.
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Hmmm. Well, that does run in the family. by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #32 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 01:56:12 PM EST


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for a baby human too by Farmgirl (4.00 / 3) #29 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 11:47:55 AM EST
Either that or they're all secretly baby rhinos.  Watch your nose as well.

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split lips on ME by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:46:58 AM EST
not the dude.

he's constantly bashing his head into my mouth

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Huh. Yeah, we didn't have any of that, either by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #30 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 12:18:29 PM EST
Closest I can come to that is our daughter deciding kisses should be delivered to the nose, with an open mouth. Messy, hilarious to watch, but not painful.

Hitting has been a little bit of a problem, though her preferred targets are legs and the top of the head.

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face-eating is also an issue by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #33 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 07:45:00 PM EST
he likes to bite our noses and chins.  he chomps so it actually hurts a bit, as well as being way messy with drool.

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The only real pain so far by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #39 Thu Feb 07, 2008 at 05:37:30 PM EST
Has been finger-chewing now that there are teeth on the top and bottom. Those things are sharp!
Psssst.

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Bitten tongues by Phage (2.00 / 0) #5 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 03:54:34 AM EST
My daughter fell over in the Lincoln memorial on a trip visiting my father. She put her two new front teeth deep into her tongue. She still has the scars today.

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I thought by gazbo (4.00 / 7) #6 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 04:16:25 AM EST
The split lips only occurred during delivery.

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HD receiver coupons by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 07:55:16 AM EST
Those are only good for 90 days from issue, and many receivers aren't out yet. So I hope you already have receivers picked out, and know they are in the store.

RE: freezer. CraigsList is your friend. Or keep an eye on the bulletin board at the local hippie coffee bar.

RE: Split lips. He's a boy. Split lips are just the beginning. It won't be long before you know the shortest route to the local emergency room. Most of my scars I picked up before I was 12. Falling out of trees, wrecking bicycles, playground disagreements, etc. etc. etc.

Earth First!
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they don't send out the coupons by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:51:53 AM EST
until the stores are carrying the cheap ones, which won't be until March.

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and... by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #20 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:55:08 AM EST
re: freezer - we were given Sears gift cards for xmas to use towards our freezer purchase.  we have the money, we know which one we want, we just have to actually make the purchase.

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Stop punching the poor guy on the mouth! by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 08:18:41 AM EST
I don't remember our little'uns having a lot trouble with cracked lips, but the air in your home could be a lot drier than ours. I do seem to remember keeping vaseline on hand for dealing with cracked lips and, well, frankly, nipples.

It's been a long time, so my parental advice could be stale, but I seem to remember vaseline was considered better than lip balm because it was absorbed faster and didn't encourage lip-smacking but, again, it's been 10 years since I've had to think about it.


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No chapped lips, but by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:39:06 AM EST
my daughter has developed eczema on her hands.

I thought your mp3 player was a Zune not an iPod?

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not chapped by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #19 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 09:53:30 AM EST
I keep getting split lips (as in, bloody cuts) because he keeps headbanging me.

clock got me an iPod xmas 2006.

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Ouch. by muchagecko (4.00 / 1) #23 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 10:14:43 AM EST
You should probably set the dude up with VLF. He seems to be the resident head banger.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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i want to hear more about recipe manager. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #22 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 10:10:16 AM EST




What do you have against RecipeBlaster 2k? by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #24 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 10:20:02 AM EST
It's Bob's only source of pride and accomplishment right now.


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I don't know where to find it. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #27 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 11:29:11 AM EST


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what in particular? by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #25 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 10:25:28 AM EST
you enter all your recipes and stuff into it.  there are fields for all kinds of stuff like what cookbook or web site it came from, additional notes you want to make, nutritional data (it links to the USDA database), you can add categories for quick lookup, and it actually scales the recipe up if you want it to.

when you're in the kitchen, you can pull up the recipe in the "cooking window" where the font can get so big you can read it from across the kitchen.

you can group certain recipes together as "meals."  you can also link one recipe to another (like the frosting to a cake).

the meal planning is really straightforward - drag a meal onto a date on the calendar.

Im' really digging the shopping list (not that i've been able to play with it much yet).  You can export some or all ingredients to the shopping list.  once in the master list, you can edit things out, combine ingredients (4 recipes call for an onion, combine all the onions to "4 onions" on the list).  you can also add "pantry items" to a separate list, and add them to your shopping list (like toilet paper, paper towels, etc).

once you have your shopping list you can associate all or parts of it with a particular store.  nice if you have to go to multiple stores (i can have a farmer's market list and a regular store list).  with stores, you can also customize the order list items appear in.  basially, you group things according to the layout of that store (produce aisle first, then meats, then dairy, etc).

it's a lot of initial set-up, but once you get it together it should make life MUCH easier.


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beyond initial setup by garlic (2.00 / 0) #28 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 11:31:01 AM EST
it sounds AWESOME. Got a link?

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right by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #34 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 07:47:30 PM EST
here

yeah, initial setup blows.  Once it's ready, my life should be easier.


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I remember a painful time when each girl by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #26 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 10:55:11 AM EST
was just all enough so that their head was a little below crotch level. Sometimes when you hugged them they'd just straight up.




yay, no sponges! by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #35 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 08:32:15 PM EST
sponges are nasty, nasty things. all kinds of bacteria grow in them, so every time you use it you're actually just spreading them around.

i should send you some scrubbies that my grandma-in-law makes. they're nylon, so they're non scratching, but still get everything clean. they totally rock.
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i'm a microbiologist by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #38 Thu Feb 07, 2008 at 09:55:16 AM EST
i just choose to ignore many things, otherwise i'd never leave a sterile bubble.

we have a nylon scrubby thing we use for more rigorous cleaning.  i've even given up my beloved SOS pads.

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i'm picky about only a few things by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #41 Thu Feb 07, 2008 at 09:33:58 PM EST
one is sponges. the other is leaving frozen raw meat out on the counter to thaw. i once pissed a friend off because i suggested that maybe room temperature raw meat wasn't the best idea....but what did i know, i only worked with food safety for three years...
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i'm insanely nuts by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #42 Thu Feb 07, 2008 at 11:01:38 PM EST
over food of any kind being left out (except fruit with peels, like oranges).  and i can't stand food being uncovered in the 'fridge.

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coupons by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #36 Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 10:07:34 PM EST
I thought they were intended for people who got their TV over the air with rabbit ears?

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that's what we do by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #37 Thu Feb 07, 2008 at 09:53:58 AM EST
we don't have cable or satellite or anything, just rabbit ears.

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I forget by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #40 Thu Feb 07, 2008 at 09:27:37 PM EST
That some people live in cities where rabbit ears are good enough.  Have you ever thought about a huge antenna on a mast on a clothes line pole?  if co, have I got tips for you.

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