Attention $THINGS_THAT_SUCK Infidels
Attention Cancer Infidel: you suck more than Buffy season 8. Why don't you just fuck off, cancer. Nobody wants you here. The stark finger of proctology is coming for you.
Attention Rolls Roycefidel: as previously established you suck. Then you sucked further for killing the widdle fwuffy otters, and then to add insult to fiduciary injury after you were done sucking, you screwed up your face in disgust and spat. Result: Clan Borg (and other insignificant carbon units) lose ~£10K ($34,633,846) in a house move, and the site was dug up at local taxpayer expense, and then left to rot while you decided if you'd received enough kickbacks and bribes from the various layers of Jocklandish 'government'.
Attention Global Economifidels: you suck. Get your act together. I want to see 0% interest right up to the point where $SPORRANCORP sells for $1 billion (£3.54), and then you can have your silly little meltdown. Please cease this 'sooner or later debt has to be paid back' nonsense. Nobody would have been stupid enough to borrow if they'd thought for one second that they'd have to pay it back. You can't change the rules mid game.
Attention Soviet Government UKistanis: you suck. While I commend your ongoing efforts to prop up our now utterly fictional fiat economy by providing non-inflationary Keynesian demand, please return to the tried and tested methods of doing so by bunging money to BAE on the condition that they invest it in slaughtering dusky skinned unpersons. Blowing billions on monitoring and oppressing your own populace is unBritish. There are a billion 'people' in China. Monitor and oppress them. They're already used to it, and might welcome the change.
Attention Soviet Government UKistanis: seriously, you really, truly suck. When 'banning samurai swords' please attempt to not draw up a proposed definition of 'samurai swords' that includes just about any sword except for actual samurai swords, you numbnuts. For your future reference, the only UKistanis who will even notice, much less care about, your legislation are the law abiding majority. The intended targets of your legislation will continue to ignore you.
Attention, oh... let's say purely for the sake of argument... greyrat infidel: you suck. Refute, with examples.
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