Alcohol available: far too much
Drugs available: not nearly enough
DJs: 7
Kickdrum hits (approx): 81,600
Songs recognized: 1 (Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up)
Asians in muscle shirts standing around like they are in some kind of drug gang: 44
...wearing sunglasses: 1
Really old asian men dancing way harder than you ever could: 4
Bored looking wives of asian men dancing way harder than you ever could: 3
17 year old girls with fake IDs and outfits from American Apparel utterly self-conscious and failing to dance: 8
...asking me where they can find e: 1
...acting like they own the place with dresses made of silver sequins wearing red lipstick and a beret but, still, failing to dance: 1
18 year old guys hitting on girls with outfits from American Apparel: 3
...taking pictures for their Facebook/MySpace: 3
East european kids so drunk all they can do is stand at the front of the stage and point at the DJ: 1
Irate punk-rock cheerleaders on acid annoyed by people not dancing: 1
Punk rock 18 year olds: 2
...piercings: 9
People most likely on coke wanting to fight: 2
People entering a bathroom stall all at once and coming out moments later extremely happy: 5
Percent of people who are actually there to dance:
...at midnight: 20%
...at 1 AM: 30%
...at 2 AM: 44%
Records covered in spilled beer and Rev energy drink found by misslake and kept by me: 1
Water consumed (approx): 3 litres
Ears ringing: 2
Satisfaction: 85%. Pretty good rave.
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