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I wonder what my Aura looks like?

By dmg (Tue Dec 16, 2008 at 06:02:13 PM EST) (all tags)

I was intrigued by the AuraCam 6000 the results it produces look very interesting.

I've also been investigating orgone generators, and I think I've found a couple of products worth further investigation...

The Astro Trend Generating System. It combines the two sciences of Astrology and Orgone energy in an almost miraculous piece of chi-generating technology.

The deluxe gem encrusted generator. This one seems reasonably priced. I guess for £40 if it turns out not to work, its no big deal.

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Wow by Gedvondur

(4.00 / 4) #1 Tue Dec 16, 2008 at 06:38:52 PM EST

My crazy meter went off. Please tell me it is a false alarm.

Gedvondur

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Don't buy the AuraCam by dark nowhere (4.00 / 4) #2 Tue Dec 16, 2008 at 06:59:34 PM EST

If you want something like that, just buy a webcam and remove the lens filter. Done.

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So will it show my aura? by dmg (2.00 / 0) #19 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 02:16:19 PM EST

How can I be sure it isn't just some sort of artifact due to the lens filter being removed?
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In a way, by dark nowhere (4.00 / 2) #20 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 02:32:39 PM EST

the exclusion of non-visible light is an artifact due to the presence of the lens filter being present, or the insensitivity of your retinas.

Your aura, like, wants to be seen man. We just don't want to face the truth, so we filter it out.

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That figures by dmg (2.00 / 0) #21 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 02:45:08 PM EST

The last thing the mega corporations who manufacture webcams etc want is for the people to wake up and see their auric fields.

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: Auric fields as seen by webcams by dark nowhere (4.00 / 1) #22 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 05:39:04 PM EST

are technically NSFW.

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Astrology is not a science. by ad hoc

(4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 02:18:44 AM EST

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Really? In that case I think you maybe meant: by johnny (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 02:37:32 AM EST

BREAKING! ASTROLOGY IS NOT A SCIENCE!
Buy my books, dammit!
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Perhaps you mean Astronomy? by dmg (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 08:53:10 AM EST

Astrology is the scientific study of the movement of the starts and planets in order to make testable predictions of the future.
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(Comment Deleted) by BoredWitless (1.00 / 1) #8 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 09:10:33 AM EST

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Calm down! by dmg (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 09:23:37 AM EST

No need to get all riled up. This distinction between the sciences of Astrology and Astronomy is a relatively recent development.
If you want to learn more about the science of Astrology, there are plenty of resources on the internet to get you started.

Or perhaps you just dismiss this valuable area of research because it doesn't match the blinkered world view of modern day science? (which for the record, cannot account for 90% of the mass of the universe, and hasn't yet found a cure for the common cold).
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: (Comment Deleted) by BoredWitless (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 12:26:32 PM EST

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Maybe by ad hoc

(2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 10:13:48 AM EST

Maybe not.

If you mean "testable predictions of the future position of the planets" I'd be inclined to agree with you. But then that's better known as "celestial mechanics" or perhaps "spherical geometry" or even "physics". Any extension into metaphysics is hokum.

Unless you're in Kansas, of course.

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Lol @ "Scientists" by dmg (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 10:31:35 AM EST

"Any extension into metaphysics is hokum"

Care to prove that?

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You can't prove a negative. by ad hoc

(2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 10:50:39 AM EST

The onus on on the one to prove it does have a relationship, not the one to prove it does not.

I'm willing to be convinced, but it would be your job to do it. Given A and B, then C will follow. Give me a provable, concrete A, B and C. I mean something real. Not something like "If you're born between June and August you'll preen a lot".

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You're the one making the hypothesis by dmg (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 11:11:32 AM EST

It's up to you to prove it.
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(Comment Deleted) by BoredWitless (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 12:33:41 PM EST

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Now we're talking... by dmg (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 12:38:04 PM EST

Sometimes, correlation IS causation...
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: I look at it from a scientific viewpoint. by dmg (2.00 / 0) #24 Thu Dec 18, 2008 at 08:05:12 AM EST

We already know that during full moons people go mental, and the position of the moon causes tidal effects, moving billions of cubic meters of water...
Due to Newtonian physics, we can be in no doubt that the location of the planets has a physical effect on everything.
Therefore, it's not such a great leap of faith to think that maybe the location of Uranus could have a bearing on your behaviour.

There are plenty of things other than the stars that affect our personalities to a greater or lesser degree - our blood group for example, but I think that in the main most of our personality is down to our time and place of birth.

Of course, mainstream science has a problem with this, but they will get there eventually. Look how long it took them to accept that the Earth goes around the Sun!

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Nope. by ad hoc

(2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 01:41:58 PM EST

Don't think so.

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You know by Herring

(4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 02:38:29 AM EST

It's deeply tempting to get into the business of turning £5 of components from Maplins into a £200 Woo Device.

You'll be needing by Phage (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 03:13:46 AM EST

The eye-watering web design and snake-oil spiel to go with it.
Further business opportunity for Maplins I think. The complete new-age business starter kit.

It's like magic realism, but not shit. - Scrymarch.
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: Also by dmg (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Dec 17, 2008 at 09:33:14 AM EST

Watch out for over-zealous FDA agents.
As can be seen from other comments in this diary, people don't like it when you challenge the prevailing scientific orthodoxy. It seems to provoke cognitive dissonance of a destructive nature.

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