I guess the basic run-down is Head Cheese brought this guy in to do a demo for the upper-upper crust and the accounting team, being it's called "Cash and Profit," which is a super creative name by the way. Then they did the run-down. Then, before anyone could say, "well, that sucked," Head Cheese said, "when can we book him!" Since no one said anything, as they were all shocked, he said, "SUCH AND SUCH SATURDAY IT IS!"

This because the little pecker can't get anyone to hire him that isn't related to him in some form. Because this thing he's doing, it sucks. Big balls. According to the team "sponsoring" it.

So this is gonna be fun.

BB and I have agreed to show up hopped up on sugar and caffeine in a SUPER cheerful mood. The cheeriness will frighten everyone that knows us, and the eventual crash will scare the SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT out of the dork running the stupid show.

Let's at least make it entertaining for ourselves. By bringing our laptops along and claiming we're going to keep the company profitable by using our time wisely. Fucktards.

Also, someone is really not right in the head. Medusa? Come on, I know the little anime statue girl thing has caught on, but fucking MEDUSA? So terrifying she makes you turn to stone if you happen to gaze upon her? The only thing terrifying about that statue is how scared certain individuals will be when they discover her clothing can't be removed. You wann go mythological and beautiful? Venus? Aphrodite? Any number of other characters that were SUPPOSED to be attractive?

Disconnect.