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By nightflameblue (Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 11:36:43 AM EST) (all tags)
We entered his office as a group, and I said, "hey man, we're worried about you. You've really been bugging people about these supposed beeps you've been hearing."


He looked shock and mumbled something about beeping. I realized he was flustered so grabbed a chair, climbed up, and pulled the first ceiling tile, grabbing the first bug, then tossed it on his desk.

"YOU BASTARDS!"

Then I went and pulled the second one. "THERE WERE TWO OF THEM?"

"Everyone here was a part of it."

"All of these people?"

"And your boss. And our boss. And $HR_PERSON."

"Assholes."

"Yep, and proud of it."

The women were laughing hysterically. The guys were standing there smiling.

He calmed himself and finally cracked a smile. "Good one. I'll be paying you back."

"I'm counting on it. And it better be better than the stale pizza in the cabinet routine you pulled on Destro last year."

"Oh, it will be, trust me."

Then he asked how we all managed to not laugh through the entire week of this. We all shared stories of running down the hall to avoid cracking up. Good times.

See, all's well. But he did say it was driving him nuts all week long. Objective: met.

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Good show!! by reza (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 04:34:34 PM EST
I can not wait to see the encore!
...and we know one is coming.


" Be who you are and say how you feel, because those who mind do not matter, and those who matter do not mind!" Dr. Seuss

We do something to him every year. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Nov 01, 2008 at 04:32:26 AM EST
We're already planning next year's. We're going to call it, "The Nursery Room."

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Something by wilsley (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 10:37:23 PM EST
tells me there's a high probability of him coming in Monday and shooting up the place.

"I'll be paying you back"

Dude couldn't fire a gun if his life depended on i by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Nov 01, 2008 at 04:31:23 AM EST
t. This is the reason the company president isn't ever the target of such nonsense. He's got guns all over his office.

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Absolut Gun Freedom: by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #5 Sat Nov 01, 2008 at 03:47:07 PM EST
The last remaining virtue of the American Mid-west.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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