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By muchagecko (Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 10:20:36 AM EST) kids fuss about the darnedest things (all tags)
Some mornings are rougher than others.


I just got off the phone with my boy again. He's having a difficult time finding pants to wear to school. He's really struggling.

I shouldn't be surprised, he and his sister stayed up really late last night uploading a bunch of new music and comedy bits on to their iPods. The dude would not go to sleep until he heard all of Dane Cook's Retaliation CDs (He loves the car alarm song).

Both kids got iPods for Christmas and last night was the first night we all had the time to organize all the mp3s. Tons of Dane Cook, Demetri Martin, Simpsons, OneRepublic (they have a cello!), and more.

At least the little dude will have a ton of new stuff to listen to on the bus this morning.

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Old school by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 10:45:17 AM EST
Richard Pryor. Bill Cosby (pre-1980 or so). George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words is a must.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



Lenny Bruce by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 11:03:49 AM EST
he has a nice English lesson on prepositions and verbs.


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Funny you mention old school by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 11:07:15 AM EST
comics. A co-worker and I were talking about what we used to listen to. I remember Pryor - my bishop would NOT have approved my seeing his live show. I'm not sure if I want my kids listening to him now.

Carlin is a bit iffy for the kids also, although I'm sure I could glean bits of his schticks for the kids. For many years just mentioning 'meatcake' would crack me up.

Thanks

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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/Old/ school? by BadDoggie (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 06:40:40 PM EST
Try Buddy Hackett and Jackie Mason. Their shit still holds up, unlike most of the rest of the "Golden Age" crap.

woof.

OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?
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The one good thing about Dane Cook by miker2 (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 10:48:30 AM EST
is that, in ripping off other comedians bits, he presents his audience with a sort of "best of" comedy routine.  The bad part is he presents it as his own.

Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS


I didn't know. by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 01:39:33 PM EST
He is the brightest guy - maybe he doesn't realize that the material came from someone else.

Do you know who he's stolen from?

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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Louis CK, for one by miker2 (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 05:06:22 PM EST
There's a bunch of others that I've heard but can't recall.  Google for 'dane cook steals', there's plenty of discussion about his 'borrowing' of material.

Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS
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I saw a comic last night by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #18 Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 03:08:13 PM EST
on Comedy Central who said something like "now I'm ripping off Dane Cook". It's even funnier now that I know about Dane's rep.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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I LOVE by moonvine (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 10:54:55 AM EST
Demetri Martin.

He loves me back for sure because he added me on myspace two years ago ;p

Hope your morning fares better lady. It's like spring time here. Weather is perfect. Good wishes for you!



I know a young lady by muchagecko (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 11:02:41 AM EST
who would probably like this

So you were one of the 9000? Did he send you a valentine?

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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9000?!!!! by moonvine (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 11:13:06 AM EST
WTF! I thought I was special.

But yes. I was one of the +9000.

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You /are/ special by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 02:10:43 PM EST
Just like all the other kids on that special bus

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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chicken fucker! by moonvine (4.00 / 1) #12 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 02:35:24 PM EST
ok. fine. i agree with you. but riding on the bus can be fun! we get to eat our buggers and everything!

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/s boogers. by moonvine (4.00 / 2) #13 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 02:35:40 PM EST
yum!

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The most special kid on that bus by chuckles (4.00 / 2) #14 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 04:17:25 PM EST

wears a helmet.

Not that I would know from first-hand experience or anything.



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Hmm by anonimouse (4.00 / 3) #6 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 11:05:25 AM EST
Not the person who I thought would be calling you six times this morning! :-)

I've lost track. How old is your son? I thought he'd be in the same house as you when getting ready for school.


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL


He's just turned 8. by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 11:19:26 AM EST
He's my Asperger's guy.

I've got to be at work at 6:00 and the kids don't have to get out for buses, etc. until after 8:00. So most mornings they're waking themselves up.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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What? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #17 Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 09:35:10 PM EST
You mean Mr. French can't walk Jody and Buffy to school? Isn't that the butler's job?

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