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By aphrael (Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 09:38:17 PM EST) (all tags)
    We thought that we would never see

    A suit to compensate a tree.

    A suit whose claim in tort is prest

    Upon a mangled tree's behest;

    A tree whose battered trunk was prest

    Against a Chevy's crumpled crest;

    A tree that faces each new day

    With bark and limb in disarray;

    A tree that may forever bear

    A lasting need for tender care.

    Flora lovers though we three,

    We must uphold the court's decree.



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That was good. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 10:12:30 PM EST
Studying torts now and just sent that off to the prof. Thanks.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.


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