A few articles stand out from the WaPo. Figments of the Imagination? is about a new disease (Morgellon's) that may or may not exist. If my wife reads this, it will be the end of days. Also, Inconspicuous Consumption details just how bizarre the culture of US consumerism has become. Lastly, Soldier of Faith details the tension between the role of `chaplain' in a multi-faith environment and the traditional role of a cleric in Islam which is heightened when the would-be-chaplain in question is both a Muslim and a woman.

The last of these has a very peculiar exchange that, perhaps, reflects everything that is wrong with the present incarnation of the US armed services.

Barely a month after her 18th birthday, she enlisted, then matter-of-factly told her surprised parents.

Her father's response was curt: ``Can you kill someone?''

Shareda did not reply but his pointed question hit home. ``I thought, `I have to kill somebody? That's not what the recruiter told me,''' she remembers thinking. ``He never told me that I'd be learning to fight and kill.''

That's far worse than the anecdote I heard about a mild-mannered cousin of mine visiting a recruiter. She asked him if she would be yelled at during basic training. The recruiter said that the drill sergeant may, in fact, raise his voice from time to time. I'm not so certain which is worse, the delusion of these young women talking to recruiters or the dishonesty of the recruiters in not giving the whole story.

John Kerry points out that the GOP is know to attack Democratic candidates even before it is clear who will get the Dem nomination. (Please forgive me for linking to dKos.) I thought this bit of historical perspective in light of allegations that some of the smear campaigns against Barrack Obama may have a Republican origin. Some discount such a theory because it would seem that the GOP doesn't yet have a dog in the fight.

A bit dated, but there looks like good advances in treatment of a variety of conditions with non-embryonic stem cells. If this made the mass media back in October, I must have missed it. And for good reason. In October, I was valiantly struggling with Xenophon. And failing.

And that is all.

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inconspicuous consumption by webwench (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 11:16:20 AM EST
Unless I'm mistaken, some guy just got paid to write two pages worth of article in the Washington Post congratulating himself on the fact he bought himself a new pair of shoelaces.

And they said Seinfeld was a show about nothing.


Getting more attention than you since 1998.


If you say so by lm (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 11:29:09 AM EST
But, to be clear, it's some guywoman that just got paid for writing two pages worth of article in the Washington Post congratulating himherself on the fact heshe bought himherself a new pair of shoelaces.

But it's not really about buying a pair of shoelaces.


There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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SO SAY WE ALL by webwench (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 12:31:26 PM EST
Huh, I completely ignored the byline and assumed it was some self-congratulatory dude writing about his trip to Target. Must be one of those freudian slip thingies.


Getting more attention than you since 1998.
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I found it charming by R343L (2.00 / 0) #4 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 11:39:03 AM EST
Like most commentary / opinion pieces it is somewhat self-congratulatory, but also in this case self-deprecating. And I find it good to remind people that they don't have to buy new stuff all the time. I need the reminder anyway.

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
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Self-congratulatory? Self-deprecating? by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #11 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 12:40:50 PM EST
I just found it self-absorbed.

I broke a shoelace a few years ago. I went to the store and bought another one. I didn't even note that fact, despite all the blather I post on teh webs.
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yes. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #12 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 02:56:40 PM EST
it was a girl.

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a day late by webwench (2.00 / 0) #23 Fri Jan 25, 2008 at 01:59:31 PM EST
and a dollar short, garlic.


Getting more attention than you since 1998.
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I saw. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #24 Fri Jan 25, 2008 at 04:27:37 PM EST
I just got so excited about being an internet pendant that I just couldn't help myself.

Now I'm so ashamed.

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I've seen that name before, he's wacko by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #2 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 11:19:38 AM EST
and probably has a secret government file.

Walmart has shoe laces, though Walmart and the Washington Post probably have dissimilar audiences.




the dishonesty of the recruiters by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 11:44:46 AM EST
That's been an ongoing joke in movies, TV, and popular culture culture in general for decades. I went in to the recruiter's office in 85 expecting to be lied to. I was not disappointed.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



It isn't that I expect recruiters to be honest by lm (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 11:58:55 AM EST
Rather, I find that these particular oversights to be particularly grievous, the one leaving out the bit about being trained to kill especially.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Well, anyone who joins the Army by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #8 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 12:22:47 PM EST
Should expect that they might be trained to do Army things. Like fighting wars. It's just sort of assumed.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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I'm with you on that by lm (2.00 / 0) #9 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 12:29:29 PM EST
Let me double check. Yep. I covered that territory above, ``I'm not so certain which is worse, the delusion of these young women talking to recruiters or the dishonesty of the recruiters in not giving the whole story.''

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Dishonesty? Much ado about nothing there. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #18 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 07:59:21 PM EST
Chaplains in our military don't have to bear arms, ever. One of the reasons they have Chaplain's Assistants (who receive KILLKILLKILL training), is to defend the Chaplain.

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Next time RTFA by lm (2.00 / 0) #19 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 09:36:23 PM EST
She didn't start out as a chaplain. After serving 20 years (part of which was serving in the reserves) she enrolled in a program designed to train for being a chaplain in the military.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Well, they never stated her first job. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #20 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 10:05:54 PM EST
I'm a victim of sloppy editing, meh.

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Laces by duxup (2.00 / 0) #7 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 12:08:18 PM EST
I replaced my shoe laces a few months ago.

I'm awesome.
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I replaced my shoes! by greyshade (4.00 / 1) #13 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 05:19:44 PM EST
I no longer use laces.  I am even more awesomer!

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface
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Velcro is for facists by duxup (4.00 / 1) #14 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 05:29:38 PM EST
and barefoot people are terrorists!
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Velcro is too noisy. by greyshade (4.00 / 1) #15 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 06:11:47 PM EST
And my feet look funny.


"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface
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zippers are the one true way [nt] by R343L (4.00 / 2) #21 Fri Jan 25, 2008 at 02:10:32 AM EST


"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
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I need new shoe laces by lm (4.00 / 1) #22 Fri Jan 25, 2008 at 06:53:21 AM EST
I've been walking around with a broken lace for about 2 months now.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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yeah by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #16 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 06:12:37 PM EST
I guess if she signed up to be a desk jockey in the Air Force she might not ever have to kill someone.  Or maybe she watches NCIS and thought that there is no way that 100% of those people need to kill someone.

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Dude, where's my country? by riceowlguy (2.00 / 0) #17 Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 06:55:27 PM EST
I heard a guy on NPR arguing that whoever destroyed the CIA interrogation tapes had actually done us a big favor because it meant we wouldn't have to suffer through another Abu Ghraib, and that the ends (furthering US interests) justifies the means (covering up the use of torture by our government).   This guy must have been brought in to bring some balance to NPR, or as a straw man.

I believe we, individually and collectively, have the right to defend ourselves, but we don't have any more right to exist than anybody else does, and it seems to me that "US National Interests" is usually code for "screwing other countries over for our benefit".  A lot of people seem to believe that the USA is such an awesome country that we deserve to have more power and money than anybody else, and that we are justified in doing whatever necessary to maintain our position.  We only deserve more (if at all) if we really stand for all the things that we claim to stand for, and we're in danger of losing that advantage.



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