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By Histle JJL Mechanics (Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 07:49:12 PM EST) (all tags)
In a previous diary, I discussed my desire to lose weight. I was at a ridiculous 199.5 lbs.

Today, I weighed myself. I weighed 199.5.

I still haven't drank any alcohol so I'm surprised I have not lost any weight. I haven't made good on my exercising promise. Mostly because I've been sick, but I just got over it.

I'm going snowboarding tomorrow. It's my first time I've ever gone. I assume that's some sort of exercise. And Monday, I'll start my running regiment again.

So disappointed. Yet I worked so little towards this goal so far that perhaps I shouldn't have expected anything else.

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If you're mostly in good health by lm (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 08:46:41 PM EST
Go 5BX. It's free. It's 10 minutes a day.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
IAWTPre5BX by TheophileEscargot (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 10:33:59 PM EST
However, he's lying! It's 11 minutes. And 12 minutes if you're a girl and doing XBX.

I still do 5BX but modify the sit-ups on the later charts as suggested.
It is unlikely that the good of a snail should reside in its shell: so is it likely that the good of a man should?

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Don' feel so bad, dude. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 11:33:55 PM EST
I'm fatter than you are, and I still managed to repeatedly ass-fuck a former fashion model, so there's hope for you yet!

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Sure. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Jan 12, 2008 at 03:46:32 PM EST
But what if he doesn't find Marcus Schenkenberg sexy?

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