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By atreides (Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 05:57:30 PM EST) (all tags)
If you want something clever, today I got nuthin'.  Yada yada yada, blah blah blah.

P.S. Does anyone know how to disable so called "smart quotes" in Word?




Last night, Welsh Girl and I went out for dinner at this fairly new place in Austin called Cannoli Joe's.  It's basically a really nice Italian buffet.  It's also owned by the same people who own The County Line barbecue joints.  It looks like a chain, but it's really a one of a kind place.  Maybe it's the template for a chain.  Either way, the food is really good, the prices are pretty decent, the ambiance is palpable and the selection is wide.  I thought the actual cannolis were a little small, but since you can get as many as you want, that's not a real issue.  On another note, we may have a location for our rehearsal dinner, but we shall see…

After that, we went and saw my friend's new band, "Conv-OI!".  They specialize, though are in no way limited to, country versions of punk songs.  Some of them work amazingly well.  In my opinion though, the jewel of the show was the soulful, semi-Stax Records rendition of MC5's Kick Out The Jams.  It was their first show, but they're actually well practiced.  I've seen a lot of bands and they put on one of the better first shows I've ever seen.  All in all, they didn't completely suck.

We went looking for wedding invitations last night too.  We may end up getting a little boned on them.  The big chain stores (Michaels, Office Despot, etc.) have good sets they sell, but none of them are in a style we like.  We'd like silver embossed ones with a simple outline or something similar.  What we keep finding are ones with weird patterns or cutesy heart shit or nicely embossed but in crappy colors.  And Welsh Girl is totally fixated on finding sets with both inner AND outer envelopes for the invites.  I keep telling her that in a world of easily acquired office stationary, outer envelopes will be easy to find, but she seems to think that if we go that route, we'll end up buying invites then spend months trying to find envelopes that fit around them.  So it looks like we're going to have to find a specialty stationary store.  Strangely enough, there don't seem to be that many in Austin.  On a lark, I looked at prices for having invites printed.  F-U-C-K T-H-A-T.  $400 for 25 invitations?  What?!?  Hell, if all our invitations end up costing $200, I think I'll be a little pissed off.  Shit like this is why the average American wedding costs $25K.  If I wasn't committed enough against the Wedding-Industrial Complex, I sure as hell am now.  I expect that I'll be driving around Saturday looking for invites to demonstrate to Welsh Girl.  Wish me luck.

Last night, before I went to bed, I finished painting a mini.  I very much like the look of it but I know that as good as it may be compared to many, it's not great by any means.  And yet it’s so much better than many people I've played against.  I’m a very lazy painter.  I’ve milked out a series of techniques that allow me to paint a lot of models consistently in a short period or one model in a few hours and look good on the field, but not great as in Golden Demon quality or anything like that.  I think I might write an article on how I do it.  On my game club's website, we have a few people who read us and a greater need for content.  Maybe some people would be interested in techniques to get their armies painted faster and with less effort so they can get fielded faster in a prettier way.  Something to mull over…

I'm reminded of a strange anecdote.  Napoleon had many Marshals.  Not all of them got along outside of their work and when they would come to words, as long as it didn't interfere with the work or the mission, Napoleon would leave them to their bickering.  As far as I (or any one else for that matter) is aware, he figured that since they were the most capable men in Europe as far as he was concerned, let them have the personal idiosyncrasies.  It was not uncommon for two Marshals to start arguing personally during a strategic planning session and Napoleon would study some pages or examine the drapes or even doodle as the words flew.  He'd do this for the 5 or 10 minutes that voices were raised and then, when the bile subsided, he and they would continue on with their work.  At one point, Marshal Lannes challenged Marshal Soult to a duel.  Lannes showed up to the duel but Soult did not.  So the next morning, Lannes rode up to a hill top over looking Austerlitz and, being the last to arrive, announced to Napoleon and his assemblage that Soult, on horseback besides all the other Marshals, was a cowardly son of a whore.  Marshal Bernadot, slightly more senior, replied that they had more important things to concern themselves with at the moment.  Lannes grudgingly agreed, fell in line with the others and they all proceeded to tear the Austrians and Russians a new hole and change the face of European politics.  What does this have to do with anything?  Not a clue.  It's just funny the things you think about out of nowhere.  Well, alright, maybe it's just funny the things I think of out of nowhere…

That is all.

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Dammit by riceowlguy (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:14:49 PM EST
As soon as I saw the part about "$400 for 25" I started mentally composing a witty comment which was going to lead with the phrase "welcome to the Wedding-Industrial Complex".  Then I saw you'd already used it.

I should send you a scan of teh Y's wedding invites; they were hand-drawn by the bride herself and then digitally printed...I believe they did all the envelope-stuffing, ribbon-tying, wax-sealing stuff themselves as well.  I doubt they cost even $200 to produce, all told, although it was time-consuming.  Anyway...best.  Invites.  Evar.

You can tell WG, for all she cares, that I, riceowlguy, Your Satrapic Majesty's personally-appointed Ambassador to Seward's Purchase, think that her friends and relatives will understand that you'd rather have boring invites and not be starting your married lives together $25k in the hole, and that if there are some who don't understand that, fuck 'em.  Hell, just E-MAIL people invitations to the wedding.  If somebody sends me a nice invite all I'm going to do is stick the date in Google Calendar and look the address up on Google Maps, then throw it away (or stick in a box with the other stuff I feel morally obligated to keep around and never look at again).



Funny you should mention that... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:20:24 PM EST
<quote>Hell, just E-MAIL people invitations to the wedding.</quote>

We've been using one of those online planners to help us out and she wants for people to be able to RSVP online.  Looks like that's going to be an option, especially since the site went live today.  But you'll find out more details when invites are sent out...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.
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"smart" quotes by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:18:26 PM EST
It's all about the Auto-Correct and Auto Format As You Type nonsense. Boxes to uncheck. I'd tell you exactly where but that would involve opening up Word. Just be sure to click through all the tabs, because they show up in multiple places, you know, just in case you didn't really mean it when you said DON'T FUCKING MESS WITH WHAT I TYPE.

In isolated cases, if you want smart quotes most of the time but want, for example inch marks or primes in a particular place, hit Ctrl-Z immediately after you type the quote (and Word makes it smaht), and it will uncurl your punctuation. That is one of the most useful things anyone ever told me about Word.

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM


Or just press backspace immediately after by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #4 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:44:29 PM EST
also, press Alt+Enter to put a line break in an Excel cell.

I think the woman whose PC I VNCed into to sort out the numbering in her document didn't learn so much about outline mode or outline numbering. Hmm, it's nice to be on helpdesk.

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Depending on your version: by BadDoggie (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:47:22 PM EST
Tools: Options: AutoCorrect: kill the "Smart quotes" option
OR
Tools: AutoCorrect options: Autoformat as you Type (panel): kill the "Smart quotes" option

Sadly I know this without actually opening Word.

woof.

OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?
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MBW by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:54:23 PM EST
Can do you classy design for wedding invites and has found a reliable and cost friendly place to get them printed in the US.  Mates rates, natch.




Now that's fucking teamwork by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #8 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 09:15:06 PM EST

Know anybody who knows a solid crack distributor in the US? We could all be getting rich!


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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odd by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #7 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 09:06:31 PM EST
we found a lot of DIY invites with just a simple embossed silver outline. We went to Hobby Lobby (but i don't know if you have those). the brand of invite we used was Gartner, they have a website but i'm too lazy to link to it. i dont know if they have a lot with double envelopes though.
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PS by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #9 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 09:48:53 PM EST
with all we went through to do em ourselves, we should have just gotten them printed. also, if you use the company i mentioned, be prepared to have to glue the envelopes shut because the seal sucks. i didn't mind, it was just annoying because i wasn't expecting it.
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if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake
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One of my favorite bands goes the opposite way by lm (4.00 / 1) #10 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 10:22:10 PM EST
Lynnard's Innards specializes in punk versions of country songs. They're quite fun.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic


If you are not already familiar with them by dmg (2.00 / 0) #19 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 06:55:59 PM EST
Then I suggest you check out "Me First and the Gimme Gimmes".

They are a cover band comprising of various punks...

I particularly enjoy their version of Yusef Islam's "Wild World".
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Fuck democracy!
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Meant to add by dmg (2.00 / 0) #20 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 06:59:27 PM EST
They have a country album out now..
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Fuck democracy!
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Invites mail order by iGrrrl (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 08:05:22 AM EST
The one thing that made my purchase of a $bridal_magazine worthwhile was finding the mail order invitation places. Now you can probably do it on line (geez, I'm old), but they were lower cost, and I was able to find something simple with all the other bits, like RSVP cards.

There are tons of ways to spend less money on a wedding, and afaic, the number one thing is to strip out the BS the wedding industry has put in place. You don't need napkins with your name on them, do you? Things like that were once markers of conspicuous consumption, but became must-have on the advice of people who profit from customizing matchbooks and other paper products.

Er, I, er, have opinions about this, I guess.

"we had a little over an hour to see the entire zoo. we scanned the map, and decided on what is most urgent: wombats." misslake


Not sure what the meme's exact wording should be by houser2112 (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 08:42:58 AM EST
but I would like to subscribe to your mini painting newsletter.

I don't play 40K, I just like the look of minis on my shelf, and I think I could do better if I knew some better techniques.



You're becoming one of them by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 09:44:37 AM EST
maybe I'll see you Millenium some day.


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Doubtful by houser2112 (2.00 / 0) #15 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 10:55:40 AM EST
I make an appearance every now and then, when I'm in the area, which isn't very often since I stopped working for Unisuck.

Could you define "them" for me?  I don't think I ever would get myself into playing 40K, or any other game where my ability to play is directly proportional to money spent.  I don't have the time to prepare for that kind of game, either.

At least with D&D, I can mooch off other book owners in the game to build a character.  Not that I have the time for that either, sadly.  Haven't played in over 3 years.

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You know, the guys with a dolly full by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #16 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 10:59:19 AM EST
of tackle boxes of exquisitely painted miniatures, taking up table space that could be used for hex and cardboard counter games.


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Don't worry by houser2112 (2.00 / 0) #17 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 11:20:51 AM EST
Like I said, I'm only interested in painting minis for the sake of painting minis.  I buy minis purely on how they look, not on their stats (or even what game they belong to, for that matter).  Once it's painted, it stays on the shelf.  I worry about handling them just to dust, let alone carting them around.

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I haven't played D&D in decades by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #18 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 11:27:36 AM EST
or close to it. I would have fun, but getting 4 hours a month to game is hard enough, I can't imagine 4 hours a week.

I still have my old AD&D books, they're not worth selling on ebay.


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aren't they up to like the brazillionth edition? by lm (2.00 / 0) #21 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 09:15:45 PM EST
I still remember what a shock it was adjusting to 2nd edition. Best part of D&D, for me anyway, was hanging out after the game standing around outside under the starts talking about this, that and the other thing.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Fourth, I think by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #22 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 09:46:27 PM EST
if Slashdot is to be believed.


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To georgha you listen, yes by houser2112 (2.00 / 0) #23 Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 07:53:54 AM EST
I started playing when 2E came out, but from what I've seen of 1E books, it wasn't that big of a change, just a bit more organized.  You can use 1E and 2E books together without too much effort.

The changes that 3E brought were far more profound, like using the d20 vs DC mechanic for virtually all task resolution, Armor Class improving by going up instead of down, all classes using the same XP table, and free(er) multiclassing, to name a few.

The changes that are happening with 4E are taking the game even further from what you are probably familiar with.

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Your Napoleon story. by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 10:35:51 AM EST
That's the type of thing they need to teach in school. It'd keep history interesting enough to not put the entire class to sleep, and then the huge, sweeping changes these individuals made might actually stick in people's heads because you know the people involved as people instead of figureheads.

BTW, any reading sources you could provide with more anecdotes like yours would be appreciated. I love reading of historical figures in their everyday life.



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