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By Horatio Hellpop (Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 04:08:28 AM EST) (all tags)
DAY 1:


Jesus Christ, I'm nervous.
Back to school at 42. WTF am I thinking?
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I reckon you'll be popular with the undergrads by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #1 Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 04:21:50 AM EST
when they need to stock up on alcohol.


It'll be good for you. by muchagecko (4.00 / 2) #3 Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 05:26:05 AM EST
You'll find better things to do with your brain than post drivel on Husi.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
Unbeliever ! by Phage (4.00 / 2) #6 Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 07:06:10 AM EST
Bring forth the ducking-stool !

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roffle by webwench (4.00 / 3) #8 Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 07:47:49 AM EST
copter


Getting more attention than you since 1998.

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Mmmm, drivel [nt] by debacle (4.00 / 1) #9 Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 08:36:11 AM EST


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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I've seen this movie by TPD (4.00 / 6) #4 Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 05:44:52 AM EST
you end up at lots of parties and more popular than your son who's going to the same school.

There's some moral at the end but I've fogotten it!

why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-SwivellerTM

What's that degree in? by ReverendDoctorGraves (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 05:55:42 AM EST
Liberal arts degree of sorts? Underwater basket weaving? Hey I have an idea! Why don't you stop trolling and go pick up one of those hot undergrads? You seem to have ample amounts of free time. Oh wait, I forgot. You don't actually exist. From now on, your new fraternity name is "Idaho." Good luck with that, Idaho.

Y'see Idaho... by ReverendDoctorGraves (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 10:17:56 AM EST
most guys find tagging sexy dumb girls a real turn-on. Bubble-heads are awesome in bed. What you need to do is, talk to them less, and sleep with them more. M'kay?

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Wow. by ReverendDoctorGraves (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Sep 18, 2007 at 03:22:20 AM EST
That's quite the freakish hang-up. Sexy bitches who have half a brain are not easy to find. Good thing you're getting that fancy degree so you can impress them with lots of expensive things. Oh wait. Do jobs in that field pay well?

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But is your wife hot? [nt] by ReverendDoctorGraves (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 12:02:07 PM EST


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Only the ones she's sleeping with. <No Text> by ReverendDoctorGraves (2.00 / 0) #16 Sun Sep 23, 2007 at 04:14:27 AM EST


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I got some advice for your ass, Idaho.. by ReverendDoctorGraves (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 12:56:05 PM EST
Ifn's you ain't listenin' to Clutch, you ain't listenin' to shit. And thanks for recognizing my mad skillz. I get inspiration for my one liners by watching reruns of Robot Chicken.

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