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By ti dave (Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:12:51 PM EST) (all tags)

My son will be the honourary Co-Captain for the coin toss before the Seattle Seahawks & Oakland (boo!) Raiders NFL match, this Thursday evening, 7 pm PST.
I doubt they'll let me on the pitch, so my cover should remain intact.

Tune in and cheer for him and the Hawks, or I'll hunt you down and fucking kill you.

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Seahawks vs Raiders by jimgon (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:18:26 PM EST

I suppose I could root for them, after all I don't like either team, so I'm not vesting much in it.

That's the same time Soapnet rebroadcasts by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:22:27 PM EST

General Hospital, can you ask them to reschedule?

Oh yeah, welcome back.

Hey, err, wait a sec by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:31:11 PM EST

who is this "ti dave" person, and why should I care about a coin toss ?

: Some dupe account that used to post here by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 04:09:08 PM EST

I think he was rogerborg's sockpuppet.

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Has anybody seen my clue? I know I had it when I came in here.
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which team is he Co-Captain of? by Greener (4.00 / 3) #4 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:34:00 PM EST

Heads or Tails?

Anon! by duxup (4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:47:40 PM EST

May the Seahawks crush the hapless Raiders, their management, staff, owner, fans and send them to the oblivion that they deserve in the name of your your honorary co-captain for the coin toss son!

Anon!
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: Rock on, duxie. by ti dave (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 05:12:41 PM EST

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs
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Wait a minute by lm (4.00 / 5) #6 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 04:05:44 PM EST

This is absolutely unbelievable. I think my brother-in-law drafted your son for the honorary co-captain slot in his fantasy football league!

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic

My watchlist pops for the first time in a year by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 04:11:33 PM EST

And this is all you have to say?

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Has anybody seen my clue? I know I had it when I came in here.

WTF do you want me to say?? by ti dave (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 05:09:48 PM EST

I'm back on leave, visiting my family and I'll be back to perforating some more Hadjis at an undisclosed desert location in a couple of weeks.
At least they let me back in with my stripes, so the pay's decent.

After catching up on some Diaries, I gotta admit that the lack of troop support on this site is bewildering me. ti Out.

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs
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: Well, what do you want *me* to say? by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 06:06:19 PM EST

To tell you that I missed you and give you a big sloppy kiss?
Well, I did miss you, but you can forget about the kiss.

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Has anybody seen my clue? I know I had it when I came in here.
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: America kind of had a deal with the troops by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #19 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:26:17 PM EST

and since gas is still above $3 a gallon, they're not holding up their end.

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: I for one support the troops by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #22 Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 05:28:29 AM EST

Indeed. I support them to the tune of $1700 per month, roundabouts. So you best get back to the jungles and kill some VC for me dammit.
Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
How's my blogging: Call me at 209.867.5309 to complain.
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: If its troop support you want by dmg (2.00 / 0) #25 Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 12:28:21 PM EST

May I recommend this patriotic site?
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STFU UP ALL OF YOU. I haven't seen this many assholes in all my life.
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So by jayhawk88 (4.00 / 2) #9 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 04:43:18 PM EST

If I were to place an obscene amount of money on the coin toss for tonights game, theoretically of course, which team should I bet on?

: Always bet on black. by ti dave (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 05:11:43 PM EST

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs
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Dude by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 04:51:02 PM EST

You want me to cheer for the friggin coin toss???

Great moogly googly man, what kind of nonsense is that.

Hey - can you PM the password for your other account? I promise to do you up right bro.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

How's my blogging: Call me at 209.867.5309 to complain.

LOLWHAT? by ti dave (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 05:14:23 PM EST

Think OPSEC, li'l buddy.

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs
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OPWHAT? by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 05:25:53 PM EST

Is OPSEC like NASCAR only different???

Dammit - now I remember why I never liked your posts - I can never make any sense out of them.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

How's my blogging: Call me at 209.867.5309 to complain.
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(Comment Deleted) by blixco (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:06:57 PM EST

This comment has been deleted by blixco

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You'd best un-delete that comment, Padre. by ti dave (4.00 / 1) #21 Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 01:49:22 AM EST

If'n you know what's good for ya.

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs
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No way, man. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #23 Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 08:08:23 AM EST

I've seen what happens when people fail their security tests.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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: indeed. by garlic (4.00 / 1) #26 Sun Sep 02, 2007 at 02:38:26 PM EST

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People do by duxup (4.00 / 1) #17 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 06:38:33 PM EST

I don't think I've ever been to a game where there wasn't some sort of cheer after the coin toss provided the home team won.

Of course, these are the same fans who at the last game I went to sat behind me, drank their asses off, and some lady was screaming to "throw the ball to Moss!" while we were on defense...

Then her kids yelled something and I #### you not, she chastised them for yelling... This lady is yelling so loud I can't actually hear the individual words but her kids dare make a peep and they get a reaming. Cripes.

I loath 99% of my fellow football fans.
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You can count on me, sir! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #20 Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 12:02:06 AM EST

I just checked my scheduled, and I've totally got nothing else planned.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

Hey, you're seriously going back over? by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #24 Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 09:10:26 AM EST

I never knew you were going - your last diary mentioned the recruiter but that was it. If you go, be careful, all right? Surge or no surge, Democrats or insurgents, keep your ass covered.

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Has anybody seen my clue? I know I had it when I came in here.

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