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By ReallyEvilCanine (Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 08:38:18 AM EST) A Day in the Life, screenshots, WTF (all tags)

Screenshots, part teary

"You can see screenshot for intuitionistic reference."

What the fuck is "intuitionistic reference"? Please do the needful: English, motherfucker! Write it!

And what screenshot are you on about? There's no screenshot attached, just a couple of config files and a spreadsheet.

No poll; we're doin' it TPD-style with a tie-breaker.
x-posted to da brog.

All I see here in an XLS file. You didn't. Oh sweet Mergatroid please tell me you did not embed a fucking screenshot in Excel.

Click.

Stretched from A-1 to DD-866. You fuckwit.

The my-head-shaped dent in front of my keyboard grows deeper every day.

Tie-breaker: How would you build the most inefficient screenshot?

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screenshot by Merekat (4.00 / 2) #1 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 08:46:30 AM EST

Take screenshot. Paste into word. Print. Fax.

No, no , print screenshot by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #2 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 08:55:05 AM EST

scan back at 600 dpi as a tiff, embed in Word document.

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Which is then by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 09:26:46 AM EST

Embedded in powerpoint presentation

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Stop it! by MartiniPhilosopher (4.00 / 2) #7 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 10:19:37 AM EST

I've seen this when I worked in a print shop. People do these things and then expect you to be able to print it off as if there were no flaws. After a few times, I stopped trying to explain it to them and started to state that Word was not an image file format and then walking away.

Whenever I hear one of those aforementioned douche bags pontificate about how dangerous [...] videogames are I get a little stabby. --Wil Wheaton.
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: Printing MS Apps are one of the banes of my existe by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #14 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 12:43:24 PM EST

nce, they have no concept of color management, and their attempts at transparency have caused me weeks of gried (especially when creators won't even believe MS when they say they don't print well).

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Screenshot by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 3) #3 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 09:12:59 AM EST

Take photograph.
Have developed.
Post.

: Don't laught by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #12 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 12:10:21 PM EST

I've seen that done. Back in the pre-high speed intarweb days.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}
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WIPO by miker2 (4.00 / 2) #5 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 09:59:42 AM EST

Take screen shot
Print it on color laser printer
Place picture on wooden table and take digital picture with a 10MP camera
Send the .RAW file.

Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS

You read WTF too ? by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #8 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 10:23:52 AM EST

At least, I think that's where I saw this one ..

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: Of course I do by miker2 (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 11:53:20 AM EST

It's always fun to laugh at awful developers/management.
Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS
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Almost by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #9 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 10:48:44 AM EST

You only left out one step:

Embed as Windows Metafile in $RandomMSOffice application

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It has to be by Herring (4.00 / 5) #6 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 10:03:18 AM EST

<pixel>
<xcoord>0</xcoord>
<ycoord>0</ycoord>
<red>255</red>
<green>255</green>
<blue>255</blue>
</pixel>

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey

Take screenshot by motty (4.00 / 3) #11 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 12:07:23 PM EST

Break it down, pixel by pixel.

Send breakdown to Inakadate.

Wait for rice crop to grow.

Photograph from air.

Send photograph by Royal Mail.

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T

intuitionistic by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #13 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 12:11:18 PM EST

Must be an American.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}

Tiebreak by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #15 Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 04:55:43 PM EST

Send coloured tiles and indices using IP over Pigeon

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so I'm not the Only one hearing about the Needful by haplopeart (2.00 / 0) #16 Fri Aug 03, 2007 at 01:11:17 PM EST

Sounds like taking a dump to me...alas since the Helpdesk around my place of employment was "Global Sourced" the needful has been in the air.

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