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By jayhawk88 (Thu Jul 05, 2007 at 07:26:30 AM EST) (all tags)

One of the best parts of this story that no one seems to be talking about:

"The Terrence Higgins Trust said competitors at the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah, used 250,000 condoms during a 10-day period."

!!! OK first off ignore the stunning fact that there have ever been more than 250,000 condoms in the state of Utah in it's entire history. According to Wiki there were only 2399 athletes in the 2003 Winter games. Now I get that there isn't a direct relationship here between number of condoms "used" and number of sexual acts done, as undoubtedly not all condoms were used, not all of them went to athletes, etc. Still, even if you cut that number in half, you're talking about 50 condoms per athlete. Hell reduce it by an order of magnitude and you're still talking 10 condoms per athlete.

I know "Olympic level athlete" isn't just a marketing phrase I mean heck, at this point why not just make it part of the games?

"And we welcome you back to the downhill slalom, where Jurgen Stenerud from Austria has just competed his run in 4:49.567. He now needs to beat Uri Ivenykof's mark of 3 women pleasured in 45:32.456 to take home the gold. Does he have a chance, Bob?"

"Well Jurgen's prowess is well spoken of in his home country, but the altitude difference here could be trouble for him. His best bet is to go for a quick one-two punch, and give himself as much time as possible to recover for the all important Third Times The Charm."

In other news, Transformers this Friday. The good news is that it seems to be a pretty decent flick, for what you should expect it to be of course. Me and all of my friends pretty much grew up on this kind of stuff, so of course we're all geeking pretty hard. We're taking the SO's as well, however, and there is real concern that if the 12 year old within us starts spazzing out too hard, they may just drop us off at the psych ward at the nearest hospital and be done with us. If this is the last diary I ever post, you'll know why.

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The more interesting bit by lm (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Jul 05, 2007 at 07:52:16 AM EST
Compare the 2002 Utah games to the 2000 Sydney games, an extra 20,000 condoms had to be ordered after the initial supply of 70,000 ran out, the charity said. Wiki sayeth that 10,651 athletes participated in Sydney.

While the two measurements are not necessarily of the same number, it is perhaps relevant that if you knock off one order of magnitude from the Utah numbers they are very close to Sydney's (8 for 1 in Sydney vs. 10 for 1 in Utah.

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Kind of makes you wonder by jayhawk88 (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Jul 05, 2007 at 08:58:24 AM EST
...if there's some conspiracy going on here. Were the 2002 Winter Games just a front for testing some form of advanced fertility or erectile dysfunction drug? Was Viagra on the market before 2002?

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No conspiracy by herbert (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Jul 05, 2007 at 10:18:00 AM EST
It's just that they're all injecting testosterone.

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i found by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Jul 05, 2007 at 08:42:43 AM EST
a number of 2409 for the 2002 winters. that's still insane.

it does remind me of a comment made during a swimming competition in 2000: "he's a world-class breast-stroker!"
if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake

sounds fun by alprazolam (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Jul 05, 2007 at 02:04:25 PM EST
i want to bang some olympic athlete. but i bet its just all the athletes fucking each other.

I recall by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Jul 05, 2007 at 07:46:45 PM EST
an article around the time of the 04 olympics about Amy Acuff banging 4 german athletes at the same time. As recalled by her, IIRC.

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When they find the army by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Jul 06, 2007 at 05:56:03 AM EST
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