Josh Hancock's dad has announced he's going to sue the restaurant where his son got all liqueured up before he drove drunk, putting the life of all those on the road at risk, before offing himself by hitting a stationary tow-truck at a high rate of speed, because obviously his death has to be someone else's fault? Right? Obviously those heinous restaurant-ere bastards tied his poor dead son down and forced liqueur down his pie-hole, then forced him, at gun-point, to drive at a high rate of speed while talking on his cell phone, while he was twice the legal limit of intoxication. Oh the humanity. I think we should burn his waitress at the stake, after we properly stone her, just to show the world that we don't condone this sort of behaviour.
Well, thanks be to God there is some sanity on the planet, as the Democrats took the time to pull GWB's rod from their anal cavities and sign an iRaqii spending bill that also includes billions of dollars for other domestic stuff as well! Wooo! Way to come in and get spending under control guys! Way to hold GWB accountable for the billions of wasted dollars spent in iRaq!!! I hope you enjoyed your anal pounding - at least you'll have that as a memory when you're unemployed after the 08 elections!!!!
Last night I stopped by the local book borrowing place and intended to check out the Best of the Super Bowl DVD but instead I accidentally, by pure happenstance, picked up the best of Trading Spaces DVD. Look - it was an honest mistake, could've happened to anyone. Firstly - Paige Davis was pretty hot. Secondly - most of the designs were heinous. Thirdly - much of it was actually pretty amusing.
Good lord, I sure hope this won't be my new lot in life - watching home decorating shows and yelling at kids to get off my fucking lawn... Maybe if I get some old episodes of This Old House, which is decidedly more manly, it will even out the decorating stuff. One thing I know for certain though - you won't find one green wall in Castle El Abooey when it's all said and done. No sir, not one.
Right. Three day weekend, BBQ's blah blah blah visit Smallville for more BBQ's blah blah blah etc etc.
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