Heavens to murgatroid, have yuns noticed who is in FIRST PLACE right now? I'll give you a clue, it's not the smelly feckless Detroit Le Tigre loooooooooosers, nor is it the heinous Chicago White Smelly Sox, or the Minnesota Girlie Men Twins, nor the Kansas City Last Place Lamo Royales! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Woooo!!!!! That's right - it's The TRIBE!! Fear The Tribe baby!!
Speaking of first place, the SABP seems to have got back together (they broke up for a while due to some legal problems and whatnot) and put out a little moody type instrumental. Frankly I don't know why those cats never made it big. As always the SABP sounds best if you listen to it when completely stoned out of your feeble little brain.
Speaking of big - I've been working out a list of all the crap I'm going to need to buy what with this whole house buying deal on the horizon. Stuff like a lawn mower, a garden hose, a snow shovel, a washer and dryer, a statue of a black man holding a lantern for the front lawn, a ladder, etc etc. Crikey - I may have to start selling my plasma on a weekly basis to pay for all that stuff.
Speaking of stuff - the
apartment flunky "leasing agent" looked at me like I was an alien when I asked for a rider to let me out of my lease early should I buy a home. She basically acted like she's never heard of such silliness. I said something like all real apartment complexes that hope to attract quality tenants do that sort of thing, to which she mumbled and hemmed and hawed then told me she could offer me a 9 month lease but I'd have to pay an extra 35 clams per month to get it. Bah, I'm not paying them 300+ clams to get out of my lease early and really the 3 months wasn't the issue, I was looking for flexibility, that's the key in my mind.
Speaking of which - how much time do I need to allocate for the deal to go down? Should I make an offer on something a couple months before my lease is up? Truth be told I'd like some overlap time, a couple weeks at least, when I have keys to both places so I can move and clean up and paint and put in new carpet etc etc without being totally crazed.
Right - off to do some "work."
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