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Proof that theantix is a terrorist!!!

By ucblockhead (Sun Apr 29, 2007 at 10:29:20 PM EST) (all tags)

No, really, proof!!

He's a foreigner.
He was in the Bay Area when a major transit corridor was blown up.
He was visiting one person who is likely an Arab and a known liberal.

Unfortunately, the crafty bastard left before I could bring him to justice.

In other news, tomorrow's commute is going to suck. Not because this overpass is on my commute. Because all the people on that commute will now take my train tomorrow to get to work.

/me cries.

They also helpfully made the train free, so that even more annoying people will be on my train.

/me sobs.

The only good news to come out of all of this is that because the driver lived, we can make jokes about it immediately.

Traffic in the Bay Area is scary...not because it is as bad as places like LA, but because it is so dependent on choke points. The best detour you can make around this exploded overpass would add an extra half-hour...if there were no traffic.

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boy am I glad I live in peninsula now by R343L (4.00 / 1) #1 Sun Apr 29, 2007 at 10:46:24 PM EST

And I take public transit. I pitty some of my Berkeleyian coworkers.

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Further proof by joh3n (4.00 / 1) #2 Sun Apr 29, 2007 at 11:01:14 PM EST

I've witnessed him crossing the border into the U.S. from Mexico.

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Hey that's strange. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #3 Sun Apr 29, 2007 at 11:29:04 PM EST

The freeway fire? Same thing happened 10 or so years ago when that same stretch was challenged by a propane truck. The freeway lost after melting.
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PWNED, AMERICA! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 12:04:39 AM EST

They spelled my goddamn name wrong, too:

"Mosqueda, an employee of Sabek Transportation in San Francisco for 10 months, got out of the truck on his own after it overturned and hailed a taxi that took him to Kaiser Hospital in Oakland, witnesses and police said."

Mosqueda? Where the fuck did they get that? Fucking blogger-citizen-journalists! SAY MY NAME, BITCH! SAY IT!

Seriously, though, good on Mosqueda for bailing the fuck out in time. Bad on him for being another "single-vehicle collision". Fucking dorks.

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: I'm on to your crafty plan by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #11 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 11:05:55 AM EST

Clearly "Mosqueda" is a reference to "Mos-Qaeda", the religious wing of "Al-Qaeda".
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If MNS is an Arab, I'm the fucking Trix Rabbit. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 12:06:47 AM EST

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.

My, what big ears you have. by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 07:33:50 AM EST

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}
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You're... by ana (4.00 / 3) #8 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 09:57:16 AM EST

fucking the Trix rabbit???

Power up your flaming yo-yos already! --StackyMcRacky
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: Yeah! by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #13 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 12:08:22 PM EST

A little bit of me died a bitter death of jealousy as I read that, too.

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Proof by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #9 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 11:03:38 AM EST

His first name is "Mohammed".
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That's a Nom de Guerre. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #14 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 02:40:41 PM EST

Wait.. yeah, that's the right term.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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: OMFG!!!! by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #17 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 04:40:50 PM EST

Google translate says that means "Name of War"!!!!!
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Choke points by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 07:34:43 AM EST

we got them here in DCia too. Two major freeway bridges over the Potomac, and several smaller ones over it in the city.

Earth First!
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It sucks by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 11:04:43 AM EST

One of the few nice things about San Diego is that the lack of open bodies of water meant that if a freeway or major artery went out, there was always another way.
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lolwhat? by theantix (2.00 / 0) #15 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 03:24:34 PM EST

Unless there are two San Diegos out there, is there not an small open body of water slightly to the west of the city?
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Bah by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #18 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 04:41:25 PM EST

No one ever goes to Coronado.
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No, but by theantix (2.00 / 0) #19 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 05:10:48 PM EST

The body of water is still there.
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: Seriously, though by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #20 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 06:30:49 PM EST

It's not in a place where the vast majority of San Diego commuters have to drive over/around it.
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Just imagine by ad hoc (4.00 / 3) #12 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 11:42:24 AM EST

what a Lite Brite could do.
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This story is factually untrue by theantix (2.00 / 0) #16 Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 03:28:29 PM EST

Also, it neglects to mention that I left a suspicious device* on a train and then left the state.

* cellphone
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