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By Orion Blastar (Tue Apr 17, 2007 at 04:53:33 PM EST) Maddox, lunch, thuringer, cheese, crackers, and some whine (all tags)
on crackers with thuringer slices which might also be known to non-Germans as summer sausage like Hillshire Farm's Yard-o-Beef.


I was going to eat three beef super burritos, so that I would sponsor ublockhead's veggie super burrito lunch tomorrow using Maddox's suggestion that I sponsor a vegetarian by eating three animals for every animal they don't eat. but ublockhead found offense to that and said I'd get colon cancer without even citing a medical journal or showing me any proof or evidence whatsoever. So I decided to get more fiber with the crackers, and maybe some diary with the cheese, and use thuringer cold cuts on the crackers with cheese in amounts of three times the veggie consumption of the veggie super burrito.

After all I have a stainless steel bionic colon now, and I can handle it.

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Just eat what you like. by muchagecko (4.00 / 2) #1 Tue Apr 17, 2007 at 08:05:24 PM EST
Don't worry about what anyone else eats.

The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.
Mmmmmm. Eating animals is good! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 03:01:15 AM EST
Sadly however, milk products will kill me -- or at least make me very sick.

And if I were you, I'd stay away from MRI machines with that colon.

Lactose intolerance by Phage (4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 04:19:49 AM EST
I really, really miss eating cheese.

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I'm not lactose intolerant! I love all dairy foods by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #6 Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 04:48:07 AM EST
It's just that eating them makes me very sick.
<rimshot!>

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Some of my best friends.... nt by Phage (4.00 / 2) #7 Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 04:50:55 AM EST


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I LoLed n/t by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 05:01:55 AM EST

"If that's not irony, I'll drink a kitten." --Fleece
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Colon cancer or not by wumpus (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 03:15:05 AM EST
I certainly helps Operation Get More Fat.

I'd rather drink for a teetotler (not at British rates, please).

Wumpus

Meat Is Murder! by wiredog (4.00 / 3) #4 Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 03:58:08 AM EST
Yummy, yummy murder...

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

Wheat is murder! by Orion Blastar (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed May 02, 2007 at 06:25:36 AM EST
Very true that.

"I drank what?" - Socrates after drinking the Conium
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