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By clock (Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:15:49 AM EST) (all tags)
ah the holidays...


yesterday was a fine one indeed.  after his pre-dawn feeding, my beloved brought the baby to bed and we slept peacefully until 8 am when stacky's cousin decided to send a text message to the world wishing us a merry christmas.  the sound of her phone going off startled everyone and was the end of our slumber.

so i drug myself out of bed, popped the cinnamon rolls (from scratch, of course!) into the oven and started up the coffay.  after breakfast my family called and i chatted with them a bit.  it was good to hear from them all.  they were holed up at my uncle's place in the norther hinterlands with nothing but cheese plates, fresh fruit, steak, sea food and champagne to sustain them.  i can only hope that they survived.

after my phone obligations were met, i attacked the turkey (a 20 pounder!) with my electric knife.  i have said again and again that technology has brought damned little to my life (wife and child aside) but that electric knife?  awesome.  the key is that the blade can bend to follow the breastbone.  i cleaned that carcas down to nothing.  it will likely be a stock soon and gumbo after that.  my wife rocks!  the downside to the knife is that it's like trying to operate a greased chainsaw after a while.  one must keep paper towels handy so that the fear doesn't set in.  the turkey itself which was roasted using a new-to-us method from the cooking porn (cook's illustrated) family cookbook was delicious.  everyone seemed pleased with the results.

with the bird cut into bits we loaded the car to head off to auntie's place.  the dude was not pleased.  seeing his grandmother and her twin in his face at once caused some sort of segfault in his mind that led to screaming and clinging to daddy.  he didn't even want to go to mommy.  let's face it, if you think the world is ending, clinging to the biggest thing in the room is just good instincts.  he got better after a snack and was able to circulate through the crowd (stacky's mom's family is big) without any total meltdowns.  but after about 5 or so hours, he was done and we bade farewell to our hosts.  once home the dude was quite pleased.  he was with his puppy and all of his stuff.  we proceeded to watch pbs and drink some beer (not the dude).  a fine holiday all told.

work?  i don't talk about work.  but i am the skipper of the ghost ship this week.  3 days on and 4 days off.  that's my mantra.

i did not play my geetarz yesterday.  i will fix that tonight.  i will also bake some f'n bread so i can have a sandwich for lunch tomorrow.  i am a moron.  a moron with a very feeble lunch.

i'm reading ralph steadman's memoir on hunter thompson and it's actually sad.  there's a lot of recounting of stories people who were rabid readers already know...but from a different point of view.  what grabs me from time to time is the little bits of theraputic release.  it's as though he looks up and realizes how much he misses his friend.  it makes the suicide of HST even more tragic because we're hearing about him from the voice of someone left behind to deal with the exit.  sad stuff.  but a good read. 

i don't remember what is next on my queue.  i have a few items that i need to sort through.  i still have a bio of edward abbey to tackle but every time i read about him i want to ditch all of this crap, get off the grid and live with my family like nomads on the open plains.  that's probably a good gut feeling to follow, but i'll ignore it for now.

tomorrow night is my beloved's birthday.  she wants me to cook something but she's not sure what.  this leaves me in a bit of a bind.  at least her gift has been acquired (a new backpack which she can't touch until tomorrow...i know how it taunts her and that amuses me).  all of this means that i might need to hit the grocery tonigh.  meh.

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I can peas haz book title for Steadman? by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:28:14 AM EST
I'm lazy and a quick search on Amazon doesn't have a good hit. I need beach reading material for the Cancun at end of January, and that sounds like a good candidate.

I too and piloting a ghost ship this week. Even most of the Indians are off. My coworker was in on Christmas Eve and she said you could hear a mouse fart on our side of the building. Today, I believe her.
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou


The Joke's Over. Is that the one? by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:30:38 AM EST

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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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the joke's over by clock (4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:30:56 AM EST
it's a pretty good read and i recommend it for mellow reading.

yeah.  nice and quiet.  hope it stays that way.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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#Le SIGH# I just got an e-mail. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:37:07 AM EST
The offshore analysis of the test data where I found the (realized) potential for millions of duplicate records to be loaded into production. I. Don't. Want. To. Open. It.

Crap.

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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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count the hours... by clock (2.00 / 0) #5 Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:38:51 AM EST
...every hour that i go without a production grade issue i mark on a piece of paper.  it's a little game i like to play.  if i get 3 in a row, an angel gets its wings...or something like that.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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Quiet here, too by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #6 Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:40:08 AM EST
There were only about 30 cars in the lot this morning, it should pick up tomorrow.


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the truth of it is by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 10:44:28 AM EST
I'm so used to having the overlooked birthday (historically speaking) that I really don't know what I'd like to do.  Being mellow with good food is all I'd like.

Well, not entirely - I'd really like to spend a weekend in NYC.  That's just not going to happen anytime soon.



that's the timbuk2 bag talking! by clock (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 10:47:34 AM EST
you make it difficult sometimes, mah punkin.  i will figure it out i guess.  perhaps one of our many cookbooks will supply inspiration.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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like trying to operate a greased chainsaw by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #9 Thu Dec 27, 2007 at 07:24:33 PM EST
As someone who's operated chainsaws, may I just say, that's a hell of an image.  Especially in regards to a carving a turkey.

How is the Cook's Illustrated cookbook?  I like the magazine, and TV show.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



as have i by clock (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Dec 27, 2007 at 07:37:56 PM EST
and using that knife?  it was like a husqavarna dipped in lard.  and almost twice as dangerous.

the family cookbook is fan-fucking-tastic.  we got it for giving at guilt week and it was well worth it.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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You go tell that girl of yours by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #11 Sat Dec 29, 2007 at 11:45:50 AM EST
that the crazy man in Vermont says Happy Belated birthday.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat


done! by clock (4.00 / 1) #12 Sat Dec 29, 2007 at 01:20:43 PM EST
many thanks


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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