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By alprazolam (Mon Dec 24, 2007 at 11:00:33 AM EST) alprazolam, bob abooey, fantasy football, champions (all tags)
I am the champion, of HuSiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The Husi Maulers 84
alprazolam's chumps 100

In the greatest Fantasy Football upset since games were scored by hand and the commisioner got kicked out of Freshman English for flipping through the sports section, alprazolam's chumps knocked off the league dominating, regular season superstar HuSi Mauler.

In brutal, wintery conditions it was an ugly slugfest from the get-go. The Maulers got off to a solid start Thursday night with the Cowboy's Nick Folk and Jason Witten receiving solid scores, but fell apart early Sunday as Brett Favre looked confused and frustrated in the blustery confines of the New Soldier Field. Drew Brees had struggles of his own, failing to improve upon Tony Romo's backup performance, but he managed a helpful 10 points along solid performances out of Braylon Edwards and Lee Evans. Plaxico Burress under the steady hand and accurate arm of Eli Manning failed to come through late as Clinton Portis ran roughshod over an overrated Minnesota defense on his way to a championship game MVP worthy 23 points.

Indeed in a week in which two of the best performers on each team rode the pine, the chumps' constistency and just plain guts, as well as tough but brilliant managing was enough to prove conclusively that alprazolam is simply the greatest fantasy football mind of the modern era and in all likelihood a first ballot hall of famer.

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Boy, I hope bob by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Dec 24, 2007 at 11:03:31 AM EST
isn't stuck on some rural road in Ohio with a bad shifting 86 Escort.. Then it could be weeks until you can appropriately gloat over his loss.

It was a great victory for sure by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 1) #2 Thu Dec 27, 2007 at 12:07:06 PM EST
I have to take my hat off - you overcame all odds and pulled it off.

I'm not making any excuses here - I managed my guts out - left it all out on the field - and have no regrets.

Sure the media people are saying I should have sat Burress, and maybe that's true, but you have to go with the horses that got you there so I wouldn't change a thing.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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