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By cicero (Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 04:45:07 PM EST) (all tags)
(and I'm not saying that in the creepy demetri martin way).

a note, about humor, and being funny.

If you start a sentence with, "do you want to hear something funny?"

"I don't think you really love me" isn't a good punchline.



and for the guys, a corollary: if you don't really love a girl, don't say, "I love you".
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and that's enough diary entries about that. by cicero (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 04:46:15 PM EST


I am female. by toxicfur (4.00 / 3) #2 Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 04:48:16 PM EST
And I agree with this post. I used to say "I love you" to (some) people (males and females -- I didn't discriminate) to get them in to bed. It worked, but then they wouldn't leave. That was a problem. Fortunately, I'm now in a relationship without all of that sort of bullshit, and it's astoundingly nice.
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If you don't get a Bonnie, my universe will not make sense. --blixco
It worked, but then they wouldn't leave by sasquatchan (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 05:22:20 AM EST
so true on so many levels.

Like the cat that followed us around the neighborhood Sunday night, and ran into our house when we opened the door. Pretty cat, but had a collar with a number, not ours. Put him back out, but every time we opened the door, kitty came running to get in..

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To quote someone by ni (4.00 / 4) #10 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 06:22:08 AM EST
who brief googling has failed to identify, you don't pay a prostitute to have sex with you, you pay her to leave afterward.


"What woman wouldn't love a guy in WW2 aviator glasses eating their ass?" -- dest
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Misogynist! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 06:26:53 AM EST


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That reminds me, how's your girly-boy? /nt by ni (4.00 / 1) #12 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 06:34:43 AM EST



"What woman wouldn't love a guy in WW2 aviator glasses eating their ass?" -- dest
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Still girly. He's using you as an archetype by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #13 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 06:52:41 AM EST
of shrill girlishness. But I don't think he'll be able to meet your standards for pompous self-righteousness.

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Have faith. by ni (4.00 / 1) #17 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 09:15:21 AM EST
Any sufficiently bitter childhood is the perfect training ground for it.


"What woman wouldn't love a guy in WW2 aviator glasses eating their ass?" -- dest
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Indeed. It shows my friend. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #18 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 09:32:33 AM EST


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Uh. by ni (4.00 / 1) #20 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 09:54:06 AM EST
Just so we're clear, I was joking.


"What woman wouldn't love a guy in WW2 aviator glasses eating their ass?" -- dest
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Good God man! This is teh Intarweb! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #21 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 10:09:50 AM EST
Trolling! It's all trolling! Nothing out here is serious, much less important! Caaaaalmm down.

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i discriminate to whom I say I love you by cicero (4.00 / 1) #19 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 09:50:36 AM EST
but this wasn't about getting anyone into bed. it was about slipping back into a pattern of being in love.  I don't think I've ever said I love you to get a woman into bed.

hrm, that might not be true.

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Love everyone. by muchagecko (4.00 / 2) #3 Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 07:19:03 PM EST
Kind of takes the specialness out of the whole "I love you" schtick, but it works.

And before you ask, loving everyone doesn't mean you have sex with everyone.

I like the way Demetri Martin says 'hello ladies'.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin

Hippie. by yicky yacky (4.00 / 4) #4 Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 10:25:45 PM EST

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Vacuity abhors a vacuum.
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Let's see you say that with by muchagecko (4.00 / 3) #6 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 04:27:29 AM EST
a smile on your face as I clobber you over the head with this f*ing tablet.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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I say it by yicky yacky (4.00 / 2) #7 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 04:47:18 AM EST

confident in the knowledge that there is an entire ocean and the bulk of the North American continent between us.


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Vacuity abhors a vacuum.
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Little do you know. by muchagecko (4.00 / 2) #9 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 06:02:17 AM EST
My vast octopussian grasp extends almost around this globe.

The slap you felt was not foreplay.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin

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mmm... by clock (4.00 / 3) #15 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 07:31:09 AM EST
...octopussian...

i'll brb.


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

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Thanks. I passed up that comment twice. by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #16 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 08:23:24 AM EST
I'm glad someone filled in for me.

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Hey baby! Make love, not war! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #14 Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 07:28:47 AM EST


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funny by Merekat (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 10:38:20 PM EST
Funny peculiar, not funny ha-ha.

I refer you to the lyrical talents of Mr. Neil Hannon on the matter.

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