a note, about humor, and being funny.
If you start a sentence with, "do you want to hear something funny?"
"I don't think you really love me" isn't a good punchline.
Like the cat that followed us around the neighborhood Sunday night, and ran into our house when we opened the door. Pretty cat, but had a collar with a number, not ours. Put him back out, but every time we opened the door, kitty came running to get in..
hrm, that might not be true.
And before you ask, loving everyone doesn't mean you have sex with everyone.
I like the way Demetri Martin says 'hello ladies'."It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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The slap you felt was not foreplay."It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
i'll brb.I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin
I refer you to the lyrical talents of Mr. Neil Hannon on the matter.