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By lm (Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 04:54:29 PM EST) (all tags)
My realtor called today. She's got a couple that supposedly is willing to put an offer in on Ye Olde House of Doome so long as we can get a certificate of occupancy from the city.

Dagnabbit frou-frou suburbs telling you what sort of house you can live in!



I got the call this morning. The situation as my realtor explained it to me is that a second realtor showed the house to a couple that is keenly interested in making an offer. They'll do so if we can provide a certificate of occupancy.

To be honest, I don't know all the details. Apparently, this self-important edge city of the Dayton metropolitan area certifies houses for residential occupancy. I don't really know how it works. In most municipalities in Ohio, the local government presumes that a domicile on a particular parcel of real estate is fit for occupancy unless declared otherwise. The city of Oakwood, it would seem, does things differently and certifies houses to be fit for occupancy.

So we'll see. The housing inspector is supposed to be out this week. I don't know just how thorough the inspection will be. This is a municipality, after all, that has a nationally ranked school system, sidewalk plows to remove snow from the residential sidewalks in the winter and generally consists of old money. The bottom line is that my sister and I are poised to accept almost any reasonable offer. So it would seem that the only present barrier is the certificate.

We shall see.

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Good luck by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #1 Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 05:02:18 PM EST
I hate having more than one house.




I wouldn't mind if I still lived up that way by lm (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 08:55:21 AM EST
This is a seven bedroom house within walking distance of a somewhat (not enormously) prestigious private college. If I lived close enough to actively manage it, I could probably bring in close to half my current salary just by managing it as a rental. The years of dealing with deadbeat renters has finally turned me into enough of a butthole to be able to make money on being a landlord.

But heck if I'm gonna willingly try to manage a property that's an hour's drive away when traffic is good.


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Weird by duxup (2.00 / 0) #2 Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 07:50:55 PM EST
Yeah here when the house is built whatever officials are needed check it out and go "yeah its all good".  I've never heard of a city checking it after that time (well they check rental places) although perhaps I could imagine a need to do so in older places but not EVERY time the house is sold.
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This is a well heeled, old money neighborhood by lm (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 08:51:15 AM EST
You've got to get permission from the zoning board to paint your house a different color and the city inspector actively writes people up for cosmetic damage to the exterior of houses. I don't know that I'd want to live there.

On the other side, housing prices are roughly two to three times higher than any other neigborhood in the area for a house of the same construction and lot of the same size. So I can't say that the regulations put me out all that much.


There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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good luck! by nathan (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 11:23:07 AM EST
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