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By theboz (Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 12:09:38 PM EST) (all tags)
...I know where to find some.  Information on that will be available at the bottom of this diary.  Feel free to scroll past my updates on life, travel information, work, my daughter, etc.


Trip to Vancouver

Ok, so here's the deal.  I won't be there on any weekend days, so I don't know how likely some of you in Vancouver will be available.  I arrive Monday morning and leave Friday afternoon.  I'll be staying at the Hyatt Regency downtown and I won't have a car.  So, if you're interested in meeting up one evening during the week let me know and I'll send you a PM or email with my contact information.

Trip to Mexico

I'm also taking the family to Mexico next month to have my daughter baptized.  It should be interesting, and despite my non-religious view, I'm ok with my daughter being raised as a Catholic.  My wife turned out well so I hope my daughter will too.  Most importantly though, I'm looking forward to eating good Mexican food instead of the Tex-Mex crap we get here in Houston.

Baby Update



What can I say?  She's a cutie.  She is getting big and developing quite a personality.  In fact, she already has some girly traits.  For example, she recognizes that everything pink belongs to her.  So if she sees something pink, she tries to take it, even if it is a plastic cup of water that my wife is drinking.  She also is possibly starting teething so she's whining more, but she's still a cutie and generally happy.

Work

Work is changing.  The Chinese guy that used to cause me so many problems is long gone, and I hired a new guy to replace him named Jesus.  My promotion was announced to the management team yesterday, which goes into a long story where I had put in my notice and was going to go be a manager for a company downtown, but then the counter offer was better so I stayed.  Part of the counter offer was a promotion, and the CIO should be sending out an email next week on it to all of I.T.  Things are continuing to get better.
Other

Not much else going on.  I saw Transformers in IMAX the other week when a bunch of us skipped half of the work day to watch it.

I've been getting into Metroid Prime 3 Corruption quite a bit more lately, despite the fact that I've hated every other version of Metroid.  The only bad thing is that I play it right before I go to bed, and it's so immersing that I dream about it, and wake up my wife by doing things like sitting up in bed and saying, "They're forming a circle!" in my sleep at 3:00am.

I bought a new suit and my wife a new dress for the baptism, but what's most interesting about it is that I tried on more expensive stuff first.  For example, an Armani suit was one of the options, and it felt about as comfortable as wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt.  It didn't feel like a "suit" and was very comfortable and looked really good.  Unfortunately, I can't justify spending thousands of dollars on a suit.  I also can't justify spending $400 on a pair of shoes to go along with the suit.  Now I see why women spend so much money on shoes.  These Italian shoes that I tried on were as comfortable as if they were already broken in.  I would have loved to have bought them simply for the fact that they were already so comfortable.  I can put up with a little bit of pain to save a couple hundred dollars though, so I didn't buy them.

The other week I tried a fried twinkie for the first and last time in my life.  It actually doesn't taste good.  It was very disappointing.

Cheap Ho

We were shopping at Babies R' Us last night to buy some winter clothes for my daughter and we came across this:



My wife wasn't keen on my idea of walking up to one of the floor associates and asking, "Excuse me sir, I was just looking at this advertisement and feel that it is an extremely reasonable deal.  Might I ask you where I need to go in order to see your selection of hos?"

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Baby ibuprofren/tylenol or not? by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #1 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 12:42:28 PM EST
We used it when our girls were teething, even heading out at 11 at night to get some. We had friends and relatives who were totally against it.

She's a cutie, too.




Little teethers or something like that by theboz (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 01:43:01 PM EST
I forget the exact name, but it's Little Gums or Little Teethers or something.  We bought it because the Little Noses stuff helps get the snot unclogged and it worked well.

Also thanks.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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The little one only got tylenol when he had fevers by debacle (2.00 / 0) #13 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 02:41:33 PM EST
Caused by teething, of course.

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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Get that silly bow/headband thing off her! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #2 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 12:47:18 PM EST
Very cute indeed! And georgeha is wrong: A couple drops of whiskey on the gums is all she'll need.

And can you pick up one of those ho's for me too.
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou


My wife put that on by theboz (4.00 / 1) #6 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 01:49:17 PM EST
It's still cute though.  As far as the whiskey is concerned, while that is what certain members of my family would do, I won't try it.
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Oh, and have you taken her out by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #9 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 02:05:25 PM EST
to the firing range yet? Nothing says "cute" like a pre-toddler sighting down a rifle.
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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Not yet by theboz (4.00 / 1) #12 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 02:30:05 PM EST
Nothing says "freak baby the hell out and make her scream for hours" like loud noises.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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oh! by moonvine (4.00 / 2) #3 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 12:48:35 PM EST
baby is a cutie for sure. also, i am actively ignorning pink/color/girlie comment.



Feel free to ignore it by theboz (2.00 / 0) #7 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 01:51:13 PM EST
When I was a little boy, my favorite color was purple.  I was still a normal boy and played with toy guns, Transformers, dressed up like a knight, etc.  However, because she is a girl my wife likes to give her all this pink stuff, so my daughter has learned to associate pink with herself.
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+1, Awwwwwwww by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 3) #4 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 12:55:59 PM EST

+ Another 1 for the Hos.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.


I just need a new puppy by theboz (4.00 / 1) #8 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 01:52:44 PM EST
My current dog is old and a bit rough looking, although she's started eating a lot more and no longer looks like a concentration camp victim.  However, I think a cute puppy with a cute baby in the same photograph would pretty much result in a VS2FP situation.
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Father hood has changed you by joh3n (4.00 / 2) #10 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 02:08:36 PM EST
in the past, you could barely mention the dog without discussing murdering it.

Your child can never meet mine.  The combined cuteness would like blow up the world or something.

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I still hate the dog by theboz (4.00 / 1) #11 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 02:29:26 PM EST
Then, as now, I feel pity for the dog and take care of her out of that feeling.  My wife recently said we should get rid of it, but I can't because I know nobody else will take such a weird dog and the end result will be that it gets killed.

Also, such an event of cuteness as you mentioned would not only blow up the world, but replace it with something akin to the opening segment of The Smurfs, only with little humans and no Gargamel.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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Without Gargamel by joh3n (4.00 / 1) #14 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 04:03:23 PM EST
we are doomed.

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I recommend a BAXTAR style dog: by MillMan (4.00 / 2) #15 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 04:19:42 PM EST

When I'm imprisoned as an enemy combatant, will you blog about it?
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catholic daughter by alprazolam (4.00 / 3) #16 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 04:31:47 PM EST
the good thing is that odds are better this way that she'll wind up an atheist.



Perhaps by theboz (4.00 / 1) #18 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 05:02:05 PM EST
All that matters to me is that she makes her own decision on what to believe, and does so based on intelligence and a stable emotional base.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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+1 for hos and babies by duxup (4.00 / 3) #17 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 05:00:43 PM EST
n/t
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omg by yankeehack (4.00 / 2) #19 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 08:34:18 PM EST
what a cutie, she looks like your wife! (I mean that in a good way of course).
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You know what is funny? I voted for McCain in 2000 and Obama in 2008. (And let's not forget Edwards in 1998.)


Vancouver by MostlyHarmless (2.00 / 0) #20 Sat Oct 27, 2007 at 03:01:07 PM EST
janra and I'd love to get together with you. All things being equal, Monday and Wednesday work best, but Tuesday/Thursday are doable as well.

Downtown has lots of good places to meet-up. If other people are coming Steamworks is usually a good, central, easy to get to place with decent food & drink. if it's just a few of us we can play it by ear...

Drop me a PM and we can get things organized

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Oops... by theboz (2.00 / 0) #21 Mon Oct 29, 2007 at 06:06:19 PM EST
I sent you a message but forgot to reply here.  I'm in town, so just let me know which night of the two is best for you two.
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