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By ana (Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 01:00:09 PM EST) stuff, things, sammich fixins, sploodge. (all tags)
When you pick out bread for those fancy sandwiches, please don't use the stuff that has large voids for mayo-laden treats, kthxbye.


I mean, the holes are almost big enough that the chunks of chicken fall out of the salad, and are plenty big enough to allow blobs of mayo to extrude.

There should be a required course in culinary college:

ArchEngr 642: The sandwich This course covers basic and advanced sandwich design, with special emphasis on strength of materials, coefficients of friction, the fallibility of imaginary support, and the toothpick.

'Nuff said about that.

Hm. I should try to remember to bring the guitar in to the repair guy that's been recommended. A bit of stumming and some fingerpicking really is a remarkably easy way to get a tune down, if one were inclined to do some mfc-ing.

The rehearsal last night went remarkably well, given how difficult it's been to get this far. This is good, because there's only one more before the gigs. Maybe it's the forgiving acoustic of the church, vs. a classroom where we usually practice, or maybe we've actually mostly learned the music (finally).

In related news, the director brought along her new toy: a 1x2 inch microphone attachment for an iPod that makes it into a recording machine. Her previous mini-disk recorder was, well, lemme just say it had delusions of adequacy. This is very cool.

I should look into some voice lessons, or something. What I really need to know is how to learn vocal music between rehearsals, when I can't hear how my part fits into the harmony. The problem with early (vocal) music is that it's intended to be performed in some kind of just intonation, with true, 3-to-2 frequency ratio, fifths. And likewise for other intervals. Which implies differently sized half-steps, and an E flat may or may not be the same E flat as the last one, depending on who else is doing what. Needless to say, if you learn it by banging it out on a piano (which is tuned to equal temperament, all half steps the same size), you tend to be off on the intervals.

And when the intervals click, it's really fabulous. There's an effect that I've noticed, in my case, between tenor and soprano voices, when the two parts are written to be an octave plus a fifth apart, in a 3:1 frequency ratio. If they're properly tuned, it's really sweet, and the other voice excites the harmonic resonances in my head.

If you take my meaning...

Anyway. Working with this director has been a frustrating experience. Maybe voice lessons would teach me enough of the terminology she assumes we know that I wouldn't have to translate it to terms an ordinary rocket scientist can understand, ponder resonances and waves and stuff, and then wonder what all else I missed while I was figuring out what that was all about.

Eight days to the $evil_project deadline. I hope the team makes it through.

When cooking, I find I do fine with baking kinds of things, because it's chemistry; you follow the recipe exactly, and it's fine. I do less well with "add some water and see what it looks like" or "reduce over low heat until it's thick enough." Or, as my grandmother's molasses cookie recipe said, "add flour until the spoon will stand in the dough."

I also find that I can remember about 4 dishes. New things we try push out old ones. So, when reminded of something I've done before, I can allow as how I'd like to try it again, there's no way I'd think of it on my own. Perhaps I should come up with a private web page or something, with a list of stuff we do that's easy and tasty, so I don't forget about what we haven't had recently. And links to the recipes, of course.

In a similar vein, I think toxicfur has told me about the movie Pan's Labyrinth at least 10 times now. I can remember the title while she's talking. When she stops, it fades rapidly. Looks like a cool movie, actually. I hope it's going to stay long enough that we can go see it after deadline (AD). Especially as this coming weekend is occupied by gig-stuff (for me) and $evil_project (for toxicfur).

Oh, right. We should maybe sign the dog up for a playgroup or two a week, with the dog walker/day care person who does the two dogs who live across the street. We don't seem to be doing the walking thing nearly often enough.

And speaking of the dog, we got him a tennis ball with a squeaker inside. He absolutely loooooves it. To the point that he carries it around for an hour at a time, squeaking it, until it's so soggy that it sort of goes sploodge on the floor when he drops it.

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the one thing Philly does right by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 2) #1 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 01:31:05 PM EST
is the sandwich.



Recipies by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 01:57:20 PM EST
The "add some X and see what it looks/tastes/smells like" type are mastered through practice. How much to brown your roux (if it's a dark one) depending on how much liquid you are thickening, and how much? Practice...

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



Therein lies the problem. by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 02:13:34 PM EST
See, I really, really like to cook, when I have time and energy. I'm also a bit of a control freak. There are occasions (now for instance) when I have neither the time nor the energy to cook a nice meal, but I haven't really given ana the chance to practice much. Now, I think, is a good time for ana to experiment, though, without me leaning over and saying things like, "Add broth to it until it looks right. No, it doesn't look right yet. Here, just let me do it."
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Calibration. by ana (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 02:17:22 PM EST
tell me, exactly, what "right" means.

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin
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taste and see by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:03:57 PM EST
while you're experimenting with food, always keep emergency frozen dinners handy.

i totally know where you're coming from with cooking.  with my biology background, i could do amazing perfect things with a recipe in hand....but nothing without one.  Once I became extremely comfortable with a few dishes, I finally started "experimenting" by not using the recipe.

It takes time, it takes practice, but just try it.  And always taste as you go - that will let you know if you're on the right track or not.

Worst-case, throw it out and eat a frozen dinner!

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Every once in a while by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:06:30 PM EST
An experiment ends with a trip to McDonalds.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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i'd be the person... by ana (2.00 / 0) #20 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:18:47 PM EST
who, when cooking fried rice, knowing that pineapple can be rather good in it, decided to try cranberries. um, eeuw.

Also, some things, like garlic, for instance, change flavors radically when cooked. So sampling things early can be counterproductive, or at least misleading.

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin
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Garlic is susceptible to overcooking fast by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #28 Thu Jan 11, 2007 at 08:30:05 AM EST
When sauteeing anyway. If using garlic in a saute put it in last, and take off heat as soon as you start to smell the garlic scent coming off he dish. Takes about 30 seconds.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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the only thing worse on this planet than by cam (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 02:17:19 PM EST
dog slobber is bacon fat. ai ai ai

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic


Slobber... by ana (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 02:19:04 PM EST
in reasonable quantities, doesn't bother me much. Not nearly as much as any other substance that comes out of the beast.

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin
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temperament by clock (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 02:25:11 PM EST
equal temperament shouldn't be perfect.  most GOOD piano tuners will set things up so that 4ths and 5ths don't suck as much as they might.  there's more to life than 3rds, people!  seriously.

i was a tuning nerd for a looooooong time.  did microtonal guitar pieces (custom fretboard and even fretless) and the whole deal.  it's good for the ear and a lot of fun, if only for academic reasons.  wendy carlos is really the only person who did anything with tunings in modern music that really rocked, for my money.

there's a gnu solfege program.  i haven't tried it myself, but it might be good for ear training.  as for vocal tips, well, you've noticed by now that all of my tunes are instrumental, right?  that's for the same reason i don't wear a speedo: i respect my fellow human beings.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface



Wendy Carlos by ana (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 02:46:40 PM EST
Rocks. Full stop. I should dig out my copy of Beauty in the Beast and have another listen.

It's really kind of odd, how things come full circle. From Bach on down, "serious" music was all equal tempered. Before that, vocal, and possibly fretless stringed, music was true. And now, people are playing with Just Intonations again.

There's a cool disk from Easley Blackwell with etudes composed for each of 14 or so equal-tempered scales with different numbers of notes in them. Just speaking of playing with the rules and stuff.

And I'm not, of course, expecting anybody to be omnicompitent. You do wonderful instrumental music; no vocals required, thank you very much. :-)

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin
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i actually read... by clock (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 02:59:12 PM EST
...helmholtz's treatise.  i'm a bit of a nut on acoustics, tunings and the vibrations of bodies.  sound has always fascinated me and digging into things like tunings and why our cultures choose what they choose is a lot of fun.  kinda blows my mind when i think about it.

i'd like to be able to sing.  i've heard that i don't suck, but i don't enjoy the sound of my voice, so i don't.  plus, i always hated sightsinging in ear training classes.  made me self-conscious.  i really am tickled that people seem to be enjoying my tunes.  it does motivate me to do more.  and you'd better believe there will be more.

including an album of lullabies due sometime in august.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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PSHAW! by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:07:15 PM EST
"don't enjoy the sound of your own voice" my left foot!!!!!

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when SINGING... by clock (4.00 / 1) #13 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:09:21 PM EST
...punkin...SINGING.

your reading comprehension really has gone to hell what with my invading troop occupying your uterus and all.

P'0//n3d!


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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Woh. by ana (4.00 / 1) #14 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:11:30 PM EST
And here I was hoping you'd survive to finish that album... ;-)

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin
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she won't kill me... by clock (2.00 / 0) #18 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:17:33 PM EST
...if she does, she won't have dinner made for her.  you can see where that would lead.

call me "alfred."


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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you sing to the dog all the time by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #15 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:11:41 PM EST
and all of your other silly songs.

who is so smart?  s-m-r-t!

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but those aren't "songs" by clock (2.00 / 0) #19 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:18:27 PM EST
they're more...improvisations.  happenings.  sonic art.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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Best insult EVAR by komet (2.00 / 0) #16 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:13:52 PM EST
also, please to be rethinking your "no overseas CD shipping" policy.

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.
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why thank you! by clock (2.00 / 0) #17 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:16:09 PM EST
and i'd be all for shipping a cd overseas if it didn't cost so bloody much!  i SHOULD arrange for a way for folks to d/l an image or hi-rez mp3s for like $5...but that feels a lot like work or something.

are we talking UK?  maybe i could work something out.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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look by komet (2.00 / 0) #21 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:40:07 PM EST
it's not like the shipping isn't being paid for by the buyer. I wish to purchase a physical product and not download stuff.

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.
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this is true. by clock (2.00 / 0) #22 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 03:52:06 PM EST
but i'd have to bump up the price by about $2 for international orders.  would you be willing to go 12 USD instead of 10 if i could get it to the UK?


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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sure by komet (2.00 / 0) #23 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 04:10:03 PM EST
bump it up by $5 if you want - surface mail across the Atlantic is not a good idea.

I'm in Switzerland, but I assume postage should be the same as to the UK.

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.
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huh.... by clock (2.00 / 0) #25 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 04:13:14 PM EST
...um...ok!  consider the restriction lifted as soon as i get home, log in to the ol' website and make the change!  i'll up it to $15 for international orders.  neat!


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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man i'm old fashioned by alprazolam (2.00 / 0) #24 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 04:11:35 PM EST
you could always just make your own recipe book. get a plastic (flimsy) 3 ring binder and a packet of those plastic sleeves, just write or print or cut out your recipes and slide them into the sleeve. you won't have to worry about getting it wet nor will you have to run to the computer..



Got one. by ana (2.00 / 0) #26 Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 04:21:10 PM EST
Somehow it never occurs to me to leaf through it.

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin
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mayo is evil. by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #27 Wed Jan 10, 2007 at 02:29:03 PM EST
oil and vinegar never pool in bread crevices.

The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.


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