I don't care if you're short or tall, black or white, stupid or dumb, shy or brash, frumpy or spiffy, I have equal disdain for all. Okay. That said, you, the unwashed masses, and I, some dopey guy with bad hair, both know that if some old white fart, say Wilford Brimley, opened up a school for WHITE boys, you would have guys like Jessie Jackson and Louis Farrakhan out there marching and screaming about racism and how the black man is being oppressed by The Man, but when fat dopey Oprah opens a school for black girls she's a friggin hero. A fat friggin hero I tell you. That's all I have to say about it.

We've been having some freaky good weather here in Ohia since the Democrats have taken over Congress. And not only that has anyone else but me noticed that there have been ZERO terrorist attacks on US soil since they took power! Fuckin-aye, it's nice to finally have some competent leaders who are strong against the terra-ists, lets hope they keep up the good work.

Speaking of work, I'm doing quite well with my 2007 goals. I've eaten vegetables THREE times since the first! Another goal was to centralise and organize my stuff, like to-do lists and whatnot. Along those lines I found this FREE (like mp3) Pim which seems to work real well and functions pretty much as I would like it to. So I'm kicking some major arse there. Plus, I've read this book (which is quite good) and started to put a plan in place, which, unless you're as dumb as a stump, may give you some kind of indication as to another one of my goals for this year.

Speaking of 2007, I've eaten lunch FOUR times, and after today, in about an hour as a matter of fact, that number will be FIVE. Today I'm going to feast on carbs carbs and more carbs, as I plan on dining on a rigatoni dinner, with the special side salad of course. I may even get a "bowl" of soup if'n they have any gumbo. Gumbo, that's the one true soup.

And finally I'm happy to report that Cincinnati beat Boston in game three last night to go ahead 2 games to 1! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! Game four is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon, I sure hope they keep it up and kill those heinous looooosahs!!