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By anonimouse (Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 02:31:27 AM EST) pussy (all tags)
In an "Are You Being Served" sense.


We're looking for a kitten to add to our 3 Maine Coons, so we went to look. Its been 8 years since we got the last one and it seems that being in the pedigree pet business is quite profitable, with your average kitten fetching £400 ($800 give or take).

Its caused a family split, with myself and Miss MiniMouse wanting a Ragdoll, and Mrs Mouse and Master Mouse wanting another MaineCoon.

The solution? Go and look at Snowshoes next week...

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Obligatory comment by DullTrev (4.00 / 4) #1 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 02:35:01 AM EST

You wanting more pussy causes family split? Who'd have thought it?


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Obligatory reply by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 02:38:24 AM EST
My family is DOOOOMED.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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It's a CAT by ShadowNode (4.00 / 7) #3 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 02:48:47 AM EST
Just go to a shelter and adopt one, and forget about the thinly veiled Nazi breeders.

IAWTP by kwsNI (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 03:12:21 AM EST
Unless you're getting one of the special hypoallergenic breeds, it's just a cat.  Rescue one from the shelter, explain to your kids that for every fancy kitty farm purchase a needy kitty is executed and move along.

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Woolly cats by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 03:34:47 AM EST
Make better slippers

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Have had shelter cats earlier by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 03:32:39 AM EST
I just happen to like large fluffy cats.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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So call the shelters... by ShadowNode (4.00 / 2) #9 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 04:07:59 AM EST
And tell them you're looking for a large fluffy cat.

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I always thought that by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #21 Thu Feb 01, 2007 at 12:47:33 AM EST
Until I got a Siamese. They're very different.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

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Will have to disagree by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #22 Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 04:34:17 AM EST
I draw the line at Siamese and Persians.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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manx by misslake (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 03:12:45 AM EST
i love manx cats.
i had 2 longhaired ones as a child, and i had 2 more that i got from 256's mom after we got back from mexico.
they are awesome cats, though easily spoiled.
i tend to always get unregistered kitties, and if your family is undecided on a breed you really can't go wrong with a nice jelico or toritiseshell farm cat or one picked up from the shelter. those cats are always full of surprises. 

WIPO: Galore. She was the best pussy . . . by slozo (4.00 / 1) #7 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 03:33:52 AM EST
. . . (cough) I have seen yet.

WIPO: Turkish Van by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 04:34:40 AM EST
We think we have one, but she's from the pound with no papers.


You pay for pussy? by debacle (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 05:31:51 AM EST
Here you can go to a local SPCA and pick out the pussy you want. They clean the thing up, make sure it can't get pregnant, you fill out some paperwork, and you've got a healthy pussy as good as any others that you can play with all you want.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

Don't we all by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #15 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 05:52:25 AM EST
It's only who we pay and the method of payment that varies.

Have already had some pussy from rescue centres, just happen to like a certain type.

I was told the last one wasn't going to get pregnant, but it was wrong....


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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No wonder Erie County can't afford toilet paper by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #19 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 06:36:26 AM EST
in Rochester, we have to pay about $75 to adopt a free cat from the pound.


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Same here by debacle (4.00 / 1) #20 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 06:41:31 AM EST
But I was using a tactic I read in Barack Obama's book called selective omission.

And it's a 'donation.'


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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My mom has a snowshoe. by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 05:45:28 AM EST
Didn't know that's what she was until I checked your link.

My mother got her at a rescue agency. She'd been abandoned and was bottle-fed by people. She's a great cat.

Maybe you'd be so lucky to find your snowshoe at a pound.

The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.

Very rare in UK by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #14 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 05:49:27 AM EST
Only a few around.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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I guess somebody has to buy by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #16 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 05:54:51 AM EST
their cats from breeders.

The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.
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WIPO by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #13 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 05:48:54 AM EST
Whichever one at the animal shelter appears to like you/have some character/is sufficiently long or short haired.

Risks are that they will be addicted to curry and ocassionally try to rip yer arm off coz you went for the one with spirit, but it is all affectionate really.

three cats already ? by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #17 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 06:03:34 AM EST
what's the formula for being a crazy old cat lady again ? Can it be generalized for the nuclear family ?

I would guess that by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #18 Mon Jan 29, 2007 at 06:11:16 AM EST
Crazy cat person is defined as when

f(crazy) = (ncat > 2npeople) for n <= 5.
f(crazy) = 1 for n > 5


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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