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By Herring (Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 05:57:49 AM EST) things, stuff (all tags)
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of stuff


Question for HR: if we're not allowed to listen to music in the workplace, when the guy opposite me starts humming, can I stab him?

Actually, the rule is "no MP3 players". So WMA is OK then.

Blimey. It's like 21 years (well, 20.5) since I first saw The Smiths live. I feel old. It was at the Festival of the Tenth Summer gig at the GMex. This person has scanned their ticket. It's not nearly as cool as mine - which is number 0001. Shame I can't find it.

Was chatting with my brother on Skype last night. I reckon I must look a bit silly with large headphones on and a microphone on a stand.

Our weekly progress meeting has been cancelled - probably because there hasn't been any. There's lots of stuff we needs doing (e.g. re-write the data access so it's not stupid and slow) but it's a serious offence to do anything without management approval. I disagree with this approach - frequently it is easier to beg forgiveness than it is to ask permission.

I find it amusing when people mail the entire IT department with their little problems. Especially when the mails contain user names and passwords.

Might go to the pub tonight. Best to take it easy though as SB's party is at midday tomorrow. Hangover + lots of small children = bad.

Stating the obvious: with processors not actually getting much faster in terms of clock-speeds, but instead acquiring more cores, this presents some issues. Mainly, the current generation of VB programmers who have migrated to .NET and are developing "services" are going to have to get the hang of threads. Scary. The (predictable) thing that we saw with our system was that, because we've got not automated load tests, there are a load of race-conditions that just don't appear until you put the bugger into production. Hmm.

Saying that, if you're developing an n-tier or a distributed app, having a quad core processor + a ton of RAM + VMWare (or equivalent) for your dev/debugging environment is going to be pretty cool. You might want a pair of big fuck-off monitors as well.

I'm just rambling now. If you have nothing to say, say it on the internet.

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WIPO: by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 06:26:55 AM EST
Olympian



Woah - retro by Herring (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 06:27:02 AM EST
I just spotted a delivery note that had obviously been printed out on a dot-matrix printer.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey


LOL by komet (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 07:10:18 AM EST
"Promoter reserves the right to refuse admission and be impolite if required" (emphasis mine). Hahaha!

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.


Technology Discrimination by priestess (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 08:04:28 AM EST
So a CD player is okay? What's up with that. What if it was a CD player that could also play mp3s?

Odd. Personally my comptuer can play mp3s, so I guess that would mean I couldn't even use my computer in your office. How queer.

Sometimes the office and/or my own brain gets so noisy that I couldn't work without the earphones. Like today, for instance. Have you explained that without the ability to drown out the rest of the office and the insane ravings of your own brain, productivity may drop?

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You clearly haven't grapsed the modern workplace by Herring (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 09:52:09 AM EST
with it's crappy rules and open-plan structure. Productivity isn't the issue, it's being percieved to be doing anything that might be considered non-productive. In short, anything enjoyable.

Actually, to call this place modern would be wrong. It's got a very 1970s vibe to it.

I am still toying with the idea of getting a pair of large and obvious ear-defenders and wearing them.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey
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That certainly explains something by priestess (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 11:10:01 AM EST
Explains why they won't let me work at home very often, despite the fact I clearly get twice as much done at home thanks to lack of distactions and lack of tiredness since I can start work when I wake up isntead of waking up to start work.

Still. I have a robot searching the internet for me for jobs that have "from home" in the description. I'll fix it eventually.

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A CD player by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 12:14:34 PM EST
wouldn't invite the RIAA to walk in and seize all equipment in sight like an MP3 player would.
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Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together
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serious offence to do anything by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 08:30:37 AM EST
without management approval

The requirement to design and document everything, including how to use APIs we didn't know how to use yet, and my inability to do that, is how I got fired from my last job.

Everyone in the office today is noting how much louder than usual the humming from the fluorescent lights is today.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



For years by johnny (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 09:53:12 AM EST
I thought the lyrics were,

"I am the sun and the air of a shyness that is criminally vulgar."

Actually I like both versions equally well.
... this is dreamworld after all... it isn't? Shit.


It's a deliberate pun. by Herring (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 10:02:54 AM EST
apparently. Also, there is apparently a line in Middlemarch "To be born the son of a Middlemarch manufacturer, and inevitable heir to nothing in particular".

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey
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Not just a pun, by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 10:15:24 AM EST
but a paradoxical one.

Those people who organised the conference on The Smiths doubtless had a seminar about it.

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Who ? by Phage (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 11:21:58 AM EST
Smith's Crisps, on the other hand carry a lot of memories for me. Esp. the kiosk at the local council pool which wouldn't sell anything that had the appearance of containing nutrients.

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