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By ObviousTroll (Fri Sep 08, 2006 at 02:23:38 PM EST) A centipede full of birthdays (all tags)
Tell me would you still follow me
and if I made you mad today,
tell me would you love me tomorrow?
Please.


So, SWHTL will be passing a $MILESTONE birthday this year, turning, officially, $OLDENOUGHTOVOTETHANKYOUVERYMUCH.

Now, you may recall that she arranged to seriously work me over for my 40th, so now I have to work out how I will pay her  back.

Any suggestions?

Current ideas include:

  1. Dump the kids for a weekend for two at $SOMEPLACEELSE.
  2. A week of "secret valentine" type things - flowers at work, chocolates showing up in unexpected places, etc...1
  3. Organizing a big, embarrassing party.
What else?

1 note that this would violate the no-more-gifts rule that was passed in the troll household the christmas after my 40th birthday.

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WIPO: Embarassing child picture in newspaper by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Sep 08, 2006 at 02:52:24 PM EST
classified section, with appropriate rhyme and name.


I wouldn't know your wife from Eve by lm (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Sep 08, 2006 at 05:04:34 PM EST
But my wife would hate the party idea.

Go for #1.


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Yeah, she's not really a party girl by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #3 Sat Sep 09, 2006 at 04:20:07 AM EST
The hard part will be dumping the kids on someone for a couple of days.


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Shift the goal posts by lm (2.00 / 0) #4 Sat Sep 09, 2006 at 04:39:44 AM EST
Shoot for an evening and morning away.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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If we have to, yeah. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #5 Sat Sep 09, 2006 at 05:15:30 AM EST
I'd like to see if I could score 2 nights away. I'll have to sound out the grand parents.

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