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By Farmgirl (Sat Sep 30, 2006 at 11:13:50 PM EST) things, stuff (all tags)
By 'heaven's door' of course I mean 'my cervix'.


No, that's not Mr Borg, it's the Little Borgling checking out escape routes.  Hence the ol' Farmgirl being awake at farmer o'clock.  It's one of life's little ironies that just when you really really need some sleep to prepare yourself for some really really hard work ahead, you find yourself really really awake and bored at 4:06 am (also 3:06am and 2:06 am).  Another of the ironies is that sitting at the 'puter is way uncomfortable with Borgling wriggling around, so I can't even surf 'til I snooze.

Sorry, is this TMI? Ah, who cares - a bit of emo/(o)estro crap will do you some good.

Five days until the Borgling is supposed to appear but Rogerborglet was late so I'm not holding my breath.  Mr Borg's couvade has made a smooth transition from online gaming to installing Linux, so that's progress I suppose.

So, is Husi boring?  Well, I suspect I've just made it more so.  But you can bite my shiny metal keyboard - no really you can.  The highlight of last weekend was buying a new keyboard as mine was 'noisy' apparently.  I don't touch-type so I'm not the quietest of typists.  New Keyboard is undeniably quieter though, and is aluminium apparently.  And much cheaper than the one Rogerborglet was pointing out.

Are you asleep yet?  'Cos I'm not.  Damn, thought I could bore myself to sleep.

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It's the same old boring place. by calla (4.00 / 3) #1 Sun Oct 01, 2006 at 12:29:12 AM EST
Controversy rears its head every few months, but not much else.

Sorry the Borgling is keeping you up. It always seemed such a shame that just before you squirt out the little one that's going to keep you up at nights, they keep you up in utero. Now would be the best time for you to rest, but you can't.

May I just add that you really are Superwoman. The Borg, Borglet, and now Borgling - you'd have to have super strength to keep them in check.

"but i have a vested interest in keeping the people who see me naked interested in continuing to see me naked." 256


My Lunix keyboard is noisy, and great by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #2 Sun Oct 01, 2006 at 09:56:04 AM EST
it's the fabled IBM Model M, with a nice strong key action, to avoid carpal tunnel.




Arise Cervix by TPD (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Oct 02, 2006 at 04:43:03 AM EST
good luck! Hope everything goes well.

Rock Hard Abs are just a sw-sw-swivel away!


4am in the West of Scotchlandia by Dr H0ffm4n (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Oct 02, 2006 at 09:36:15 AM EST
is 11pm in Western colonial states. Can someone fill me in why RB no longer participates here, but his 'wife' does?

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Ddi you read the bit about his couvade? by Farmgirl (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Oct 03, 2006 at 06:34:38 PM EST
Buggered if I know if Lunix is installed yet, but he's moved onto some game with X-wings in it and lots of registered trademarks in the title. He seems to find that more restful than Husi these days - less pressure to be witty/acerbic/whatever, all he has to do is cause explosions.  I, on the other hand, feel no such pressure and will post anywhere when I have insomnia, tart that I am.

I can't be bothered to change this sig.
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