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By lm (Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 11:45:04 PM EST) (all tags)
... I don't like it when you build a web at face height just outside my door. And I don't like it even more when I unknowingly walk into this web and get your spider silk all over my face.


Did you do this because of your friend the earthworm that I pulverized with the chainsaw over the weekend? If so, I'm sorry but it just couldn't be helped. Earthworms have to deal with the crevices in tree stumps that they get, not the crevices in tree stumps that they wish they had. And the crevice that this earthworm chose to hurl itself into just happened to be the one that my sixteen inches of two stroke powered chain action was diving into.

My corybungus has been dragging all day today. I'm so very tired. Yet I managed to take a test run to the campus of the local university to see how long it would take to walk from the available parking to my class. It was a bit odd to be on a college campus. I felt old. Fortunately the library my class is in is on the fringes of the campus. Most of the classroom buildings are on the other side of the campus. Hopefully, this will make it easier to find street parking. But that is kind of the story of my live, I'm a man on the fringes.

Dinner was interesting. One of the nice ladies that goes to our Church dropped off soup and bread for dinner for our family. It was tastey. After dinner, Homeless Lass washed the dishes while I cleared the table and washed down the counters. Then we played Uno with my youngest daughter for a while. Then I studied Algebra for a bit and dorked around with my guitar tutorial software, learning to play Free's All Right Now somewhat passibly.

Somewhere in there are three or four short more little stories that I found myself thinking `I should write about this.' Problem is, I can't remember what they are. Hence, good night.

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Goodnight [nt] by debacle (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 11:58:30 PM EST


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Damn You ... by Improbus (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 12:09:17 AM EST
Damn you dirty arachnids to hell! If you will pardon the Heston-ism.  Good luck and good night.



If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago. --- Oma Desala


Don't you hate it when by Phage (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 03:31:00 AM EST
You walk into one of those really strong webs that you have to scrape off your face ?

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