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Disclaimer: The water in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia (that's New Scotland), Canada (pronounce it like looks like except with a K) must have something incredibly potent in it. I have been unable to determine whether it is a hallucinogen, carcinogenic (but who really cares, everyone smokes out here anyway - 'cept for ni the pink lunged pussy), tiny leprechauns sent from Ireland to fuck with us for messing with their alcoholic schtick (but that may just be an argument for the hallucinogens) or if some smart-ass programmer kid working on a philosophy degree (don't worry, I laughed at him too) re-routed our tap water to the brewery in Halifax (but honestly, I don't think he would be able to manage the menial labour, he probably hired some poor Newfie [no I take it back, no Newfie deserves an adjective] for him) for the always patriotic (not like those traitor Molson fucks, just like you deserve theantix) Alexander Keiths Pale Ale (which is far more refreshing than ni's idea of a double gin and tonic, which in reality is just a glass full of gin that in it he spit [take that Winston, try and out drink us.])

Also, I registered earlier my professional opinion that I should have been restrained as soon as I got here (dropped the ball on the handcuffs, didn't you ni?)



Welcome ladies and gentlemen and other (we're looking at you Rogerborg) to the most ridiculous idea that ni and I have come up with thus far in my visit, which frankly is saying quite a bit (sorry for all the phone calls.)

Introducing MnFC-dear-god-lets-hope-it's-just-1. Money For Cat De- Genitaling Lost Hope nI Jerkass O(I can't think of a word that starts with O to convey my hatred for the jerks next door who have failed in their Bob Barker instilled duty to fix their FUCKING HORNY AND INSATIABLE barbed-cocked bastards of cats. Seriously evolution, did you just throw felines together from razor wire and clowns on barbituates, or have you been against us from the start?)

For those of you with no intuitive abilities, the Mn stands for Mnemonic.

[A moment of silence for that thing I used to call my brain, now named Gooey Pile of Sludge from the Sydney Tar Ponds.]

Send us your "Blixco Brazenly Rapes Openly Yearling Goats, Before Vomiting on iGrrrl and Webwench." and your "Orgasmic Orthodontists  Occasionally Anaesthetize For Anally  Gratuitous Violations Against Humanity."

If you feel the need to screw with your fellow Husi-vegan-loving-hippies, you should probably forget to explain what it is mnemonic-al-ly-ing.

At any rate, this has gone on far to long. I am a little sick at the thought that I came up with this idea. Worse, that I actually spent this long typing it up instead of working on my obviously deficient survival skills.

Send us your Mnemonics! Send us your daughters! Send us your booze because the liquor store here is closed until 11am! Fucking Cape Breton Luddites (tried to find a link but google has failed to cache their website)!

Post Script:

I shoulda gone to bed when I got off the phone with calla and ammo.

Post Post Script:

See how long we can keep going! Send us your phone numbers and be amazed at our lack of...I can't remember what I was planning to have a lack of."

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+1FP, scary (nt). by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 7) #1 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 12:29:45 AM EST


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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

Okaaaaay by Phage (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 02:34:42 AM EST
How about...
Kershaw puts confetti on foreign girls sometimes.

Oh, little known fact - wombats have an armoured arse.

Alright so you had me for a minute by MissTrish (4.00 / 2) #5 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 03:02:08 AM EST
But the imagery of King Phillip coming to visit me for sex has pretty much decided me on really not caring what the order was for taxonomy and frankly, any classing system that includes platypodes is one that I want none of.

ypu're a chair
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Damn clever by Phage (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 04:47:28 AM EST
I doubt I could have got that. King Philip ?

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King Philip Comes Over For Great Sex by MissTrish (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 03:01:28 PM EST
not my type

ypu're a chair
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Surely by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 12:44:37 AM EST
King Peter Can Only Fry Greasy Sausages.

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What the heck by blixco (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 02:36:48 AM EST
time did y'all call?  We go to bed early at Casa de Etc.  I'll have to check my voicemail, etc.

In re: mnemonmncic, Righteous Indignation Leads to Suffering and Loss of Hope.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco

Guess by Phage (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 03:01:09 AM EST
Reduced Instructions for Lego Stress Little Hominids.

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It was probably around midnight. by atreides (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 04:13:15 AM EST
Don't ask how I know this...

Have you seen The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.
"...compassion is more than a 16 point word in scrabble." - MostlyHarmless


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In re: phone numbers and tags, by ambrosen (4.00 / 2) #7 Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 04:41:33 AM EST
why, yes I do have the number you ask for.

I have no way to send it to you except via the blank postcard that is sitting on my stereo saying "send me to MissTrish, please".

Oh, wait a second, there's always PMs. Here goes.

I'm amazed at your ability to type and by calla (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 10:12:29 PM EST
link in such an altered state. You and ni should take over some small country with your superhuman abilities (bathtub dancing).

"but i have a vested interest in keeping the people who see me naked interested in continuing to see me naked." 256

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