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By dmg (Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 12:47:39 PM EST) (all tags)
I cannot keep it a secret any longer...

Some of you may feel disgusted and shocked by the confession I am about to make...



I fancy a ginger girl.

It just sort of crept up on me. One minute I was a normal straight heterosexual guy with all the normal urges, then gradually over time, I find myself lusting after Nicola's freckly ginger body...

Is there any hope for me? Is there a cure?

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redheads by MM (4.00 / 4) #1 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 12:48:56 PM EST
I mean "gingers" aren't a disease, man, they're the cure.

Dude! by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 01:02:54 PM EST
Ginger people have no soul.

World of difference between that and redhead.



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I don't get it by MM (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 01:07:59 PM EST
is this some sort of anti-Irish thing I just wouldn't understand?

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It's a British thing in general by Greener (4.00 / 3) #9 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 02:12:31 PM EST
I don't understand it either but it means more redheads for us so I'm all for it.

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Comparison by Vulch (4.00 / 1) #16 Sat Aug 26, 2006 at 09:38:26 AM EST

Ginger
Ginger

Redhead
Redhead

Err, hang on...

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I suspect by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #18 Sun Aug 27, 2006 at 12:45:19 PM EST
Your humour has gone over the head of most USians (and not a few UKians)

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Gingers are fine by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 12:59:24 PM EST
Just not that one

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
Dude by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 2) #3 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 01:02:16 PM EST
Isn't that a bit like announcing you have herpes?



Should he have registered an obvious dupe by debacle (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 02:03:23 PM EST
And posted to the hole?

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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Something fun to do this weekend: by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #6 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 01:55:06 PM EST
Count the freckles.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Mmm, concentrated sexual evil by debacle (4.00 / 2) #8 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 02:04:08 PM EST


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

a guy on k5 today by fleece (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 03:03:40 PM EST
 confessed he was going to go around and fuck his friend's wife, while his friend was out of town. I found that information unpalatable, like the meat in a McDonalds hamburger if you take away the bun and scrape off all the sauce.

That's just me though. sometimes i can be a little HYPERSENSITIVE!!!!

I don't see anything wrong with that, either... by dmg (4.00 / 1) #15 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 11:26:51 PM EST

--
Ain't no time for crossing over, from the PM to the dawn!
Maggotron is gonna rock them, Maggotron has got the bomb!
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The real question is: by calla (4.00 / 1) #11 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 03:24:40 PM EST
Does the ginger girl fancy you?

"but i have a vested interest in keeping the people who see me naked interested in continuing to see me naked." 256

Why is that important? by debacle (4.00 / 1) #12 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 05:15:41 PM EST
Starving psychologically broken women chained to the floor in my basement and gagged can't say no.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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It all comes down to by calla (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 07:51:11 PM EST
what you want in a chick.

Some guys want the chick's affection, some see the challenge in a chick not interested.

"but i have a vested interest in keeping the people who see me naked interested in continuing to see me naked." 256

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The real challenge by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #17 Sun Aug 27, 2006 at 12:43:27 PM EST
..is getting her trussed up in the basement in the first place.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Welcome to the club Charlie Brown by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Aug 25, 2006 at 08:18:16 PM EST
Ginger girls are cute.


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