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By ObviousTroll (Mon Aug 14, 2006 at 04:15:48 AM EST) a vagina full of hot apple pies (all tags)
Ingredients:
  1. Left over hot apples in glop from Boston Market.1
  2. 2.5 C bisquik
  3. 3 tbsps butter
  4. .5 C milk
  5. 3 tbsp sugar
  6. sprinkle of cinnamon
  7. 1/4 C powdered sugar
  8. more milk.
  9. a smidge of vanilla


  1. Set oven for 425 degrees Imperial.
  2. Combine ingredients 2-6. Make a stiff dough. Add milk or bisquik as needed to get the texture.
  3. Roll it thin.
  4. Cut out 3" circles.
  5. on 1/2 the circles, put a dollop of apples.
  6. use the other circles to put a lid on the apples. Pinch closed, or if you have a fancy pastry press thing, use that.
  7. Bake for 10-13 minutes, till golden.
  8. while baking, mix the powdered sugar, vanilla and enough milk to make a thick frosting.
  9. When pies are ready, take them out and make little frosting patterns on them.
Feast.

1 Feel free to substitute any other fruity glop you have lying around.

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10-13 minutes? by hulver (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Aug 14, 2006 at 05:53:12 AM EST
You have a different definition of instant than I do.
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The time specified is fake, but accurate. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Aug 14, 2006 at 06:23:32 AM EST
What can I say? My life has become so unbearably boring that inventing my own version of Hostess Fruit Pies is the only excitement I have.


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If you're still retiring porkchop by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Aug 14, 2006 at 07:38:15 AM EST
what are you doing with your unicycles?


Heh. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Aug 14, 2006 at 07:58:16 AM EST
Unicycles are so old fashioned. These days, the cool clowns use gas-powered scooters with after market modifications to increase the horse power!1

As for PC retiring; it's funny - the day I posted that, I got a call asking for him to make an appearance. Next week, his brother the astronomer - who also has the initials "PC"  (Probably Correct?) is doing the kid's education program at our Star Fest. I feel like the protagonist from The Dark Half except it's the happy good natured guy who refuses to die....

1 This is for increased torque more than increased speed. Clowns tend to be... big boned.

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