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By rmg (Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 06:42:07 PM EST) independence day, leftists, fireworks, the new york times (all tags)
left wing bloggers --

in the spirit of national unity engendered by the anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, perhaps the single most important document in human history, in which the God fearing natives of America declared their autonomy from the decadent, 18th century incarnation of sodom and gehmorrah then known as the "british empire," i want to try to understand why it is that so many of you hate us, our allies (particularly israel), and our way of life. that doesn't mean i'll like it, but in order to deal with ignorance, one first has to identify its source.

inside, what i'll be doing this fourth of july and a picture of my favorite firework display in recent memory.



tomorrow, i'll be having a cookout and getting drunk as hell with the neighbors, shooting bottle rockets at the arabs across the street, and before that watching about four hours of Cops. i almost wish they'd televise the guys who chase down domestic terrorists, but that'd probably be a risk to national security. you know, if you're dead, you can't enjoy top notch entertainment.

after all that, i'm going to finish out the night with some drunken letters to journalists (read: traitors) at the new york times. me and my boys at michelle malkin's blog have some plans for those motherfuckers.

my favorite firework display in recent memory:

would that francis scott key might have had such a spectacle to inspire him.

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I HATE AMERICA by TurboThy (4.00 / 5) #1 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 10:34:12 PM EST
BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF HIPPY GRAD STUDENTS WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY CAPITALIZE A SENTENCE.
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It's so cute by joh3n (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 04:47:48 AM EST
when you try.

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Do you call that trying? by TurboThy (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 04:53:09 AM EST
Trying by joh3n (4.00 / 2) #4 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 04:54:56 AM EST
in that special olympics way.

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Hey by TurboThy (4.00 / 2) #5 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 05:01:17 AM EST
At least they have an excuse.
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rmg's been around for a while. by garlic (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 07:43:06 AM EST
and he's seen this basic response before. Yet he still keeps posting. Why do you think that is?


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i like how i'm still getting bites from this guy by rmg (1.33 / 3) #8 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 08:04:31 AM EST
on a post i made in april. see, if i posted a slightly modified version of this at dkos, they'd call it brilliant satire, so the fact is his response has nothing to do with the actual post at all.

the no-namer trying to look hip by slamming me is also pretty good. "look guys, i can flame trolls too!"




[t]rolling retards conversation, period.

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DEAR SIR by TurboThy (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 03:05:04 PM EST
3.6 out of 10. by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 06:20:32 AM EST


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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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