And then we can't control ourselves! And society suffers!
Boobs. Breasts, especially when use for their intended purpose (feeding babies) but even in other contexts (like, say, getting an attractive bead necklace during the Mardi Gras festivities in what used to be New Orleans) are regarded by Americans as being weapons, things that immediately destroy the minds of sane men.
That same line of thinking used to be used as a defense for rape. "He couldn't help it, yer honor...she's a woman, and she was dressed in such a manner that my client was incapable of rational thought."
Fucking goddamn stupid motherfucking unreasonable goddamn puritan motherfucks.
Of all the things to really get to me, the one that keeps me angry is all this vox populi censorship, this preoccupation America has with saving itself and the children. And now saving the weak (women). Did the 1960's just, like, not happen? Did we find a, I dunno, a goddamn universal time machine of some sort? Triggered by Janet Jackson's boob, fueled by Howard Stern, an infernal mind warp that makes grown people compete with slugs for IQ points?
Fucking stupid goddamn people. I mean, it's one thing for a government body like the FCC to be manned by idiots. They're idiots in search of income. That's expected, it's what government does: it uses morality to line it's own pockets. That's what we elect them for (at least, that's what it feels like, since I can't find any other reasons). But for my neighbors to sincerely believe that a woman breastfeeding is pornographic, or that a picture...a non-real representation of a real thing...will make children criminals and make men blind with sexual lust?
Maybe in another fifteen years or so when the US is so insular that ankles are too titillating for public consumption, maybe then the sight of a bare boob will drive a man to kill the motherfuckers responsible for this moronic backslide in common sense.
Good god. I don't know if there's maybe a silent majority of people who do have common sense, a majority that is cynical and just overwhelmed by the sheer volume of the loud morons who hold sway over political opinion, or if we're really so goddamn backward that a majority of people think motherhood is akin to hentai tentacle porn.
Also: Isreal and Hezbollah, WTF? Quit it.
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