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By spacejack (Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 01:34:33 PM EST) Parkdale (all tags)
of Parkdale feels like a foreign city.


It's the one part of the neighbourhood where you can feel the cool breeze off the lake and smell the water. The city's rectangular grid of streets becomes tangled as parallel streets veer into each other. The monotonous flat topology is broken by Queen sloping downward towards the waterfront. Just past Roncesvalles is a giant streetcar garage, with a complex network of criss-crossing tracks and a million wires overhead. And weaving between the main streets are quiet, bendy residential roads with huge, century old homes that make you think 'If I had a million dollars, I'd buy one of these.'

Billboards perched on top of old, not-yet rebuilt or re-finished apartment buildings try to catch the eyes of drivers on the expressway to the south. The old pawn shops, junkstores and mom & pop diners are still here, as the hipsterization hasn't quite made it this far west. Old men sporting brylcream hairstyles of the 1950s hang out on the streetcorners, as if they've been doing so for half a century.

Not the easiest spot to capture in a single drawing. To fully immerse yourself in the scene depicted, you need to imagine the smell of Lake Ontario, which you'd have a fantastic view of if you were standing on top of the apartment rooftop.

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I should print this and take it into a stall by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 01:48:26 PM EST
not a criticism, btw, just we have a very poor drainage system in this building, and the boggy sewer smell in there is the closest I can get to the local Lake Ontario smell at the city beaches.

Of course, I could drive two miles north and get to a much cleaner Lake Ontario shore, that mostly smells of fresh water, a little rotting lakeweed, and gulls, but I'd have to leave this building to do that.




Lunchtime walkabouts by spacejack (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:11:03 PM EST
They're great.

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I can't walk four miles, I'm American by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:17:25 PM EST
and arthritic, and I'm not a developer where taking hour and half long lunches can be dismissed as a charming eccentricity.


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I'm lovin' the drawrings . . . by slozo (4.00 / 3) #2 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 01:49:39 PM EST
. . . keep up the artist diaries!

But here's a suggestion - put in a tip jar as your first comment. As one of the resident bohemian graphic artists here, you should get something out of it. And we want to give you props as well, without thinking of witty half-baked comments all the time . . .



Fuck Off by yicky yacky (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 01:57:15 PM EST

:)

I love seeing spacejack's stuff as much as anyone else, but that 'tip jar' shit needs to stay at Kos, where it belongs. As I recall, tps12 tried introducing it, but seemed to get a barrage of low ratings (inasmuch as they mean anything). Then again, it was tps12, so he was possibly just trolling, or being a Kossack, or both; the states aren't incompatible.


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cocksucker . . . by slozo (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:02:34 PM EST
. . . what's wrong with a tip jar for the guy? If the tip jar in the real world supports talent on the street, then I think it's a great way to support talent on the web! I could give a rat's ass about what K5 do for bla blah blah . . .

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turd-sipper by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:07:08 PM EST

Ermmm... Because it doesn't actually "support" anyone? Just a wild idea ...

You mentioned K5, jack ...


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No. by motty (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 10:59:35 PM EST
No, no, no.

You couldn't give a rat's ass.

Not you could. You couldn't. Otherwise it doesn't make sense.

That's like saying 'I could care less' when what you mean is 'I couldn't care less'. One of the two makes sense and refers to a state of caring that could not be smaller. The other refers to a state of caring that could and therefore means nothing.

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
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I could give . . . by slozo (4.00 / 2) #14 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 11:52:02 PM EST
. . . a rat's ass bout your pedantry. :)

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Go on then. by motty (3.50 / 2) #15 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 11:55:57 PM EST
Give a rat's ass.

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
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I *think* ... by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #16 Thu Jul 20, 2006 at 08:43:02 AM EST

the "I could ..." phenomenon is more a base-level, comedic, post-modern, sarcasmo-inversion gone wrong than an incorrect expression a priori.

I once had a friend who would respond to people pointing out the devastating consequences of his more nihilistic late-teenage acts by looking them straight in the eye and, with gushing over-sincerity, declaring "I care!" in such a way as to make it clear that he didn't.

"I could (care less | give a (monkey's | fuck | rat's arse))" is another example of these, I think, but has become disconnected from its origins in such a way as to edge into the banality you are decrying. You can imagine one of the Seinfeld characters pulling it off, or Mike Myers perhaps but, in everyday human interaction, when you remove it from face-to-face contact and the expressions used alongside it, it looses any kind of limited effect it may once have had. This then becomes exacerbated by people who pick it up from others, maybe thinking the proto-sarcasm is funny or, probably more often, thinking that the bastard spawn is actually the original expression. So, as an expression, it's not so much 'point-blank wrong' as just 'not very good'.


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Indeed. by motty (4.00 / 1) #17 Thu Jul 20, 2006 at 08:52:13 AM EST
I last heard it used out loud by the anchor of the ABC news programme they show on News 24, in that plonking "I'm reading a script" style beloved of news types.

Mind you, I'm making about as much sense as someone complaining about the use of 'wicked' to mean 'good'. Even so.

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
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It's ok by spacejack (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:09:14 PM EST
I kind of hate tip jars myself, and only ever post them to be an ass. Anyway, I get more than enough friendly comments, so I'm happy.

BTW I guess we'll be seeing you and the missus in a couple of months. Party??

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you'll be seein' ME in . . . by slozo (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:15:40 PM EST
. . . a couple of months. I say Husi meet/drinks/catchup session around the middle of September. My wifey will only be entering the country 2-4 months later. If you're good, I might how her off then . . .

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a fantastic view of the lake? by 256 (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:00:08 PM EST
or the smell?

sometimes i imagine the lake's odour as a palpable fog.

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I was actually trying to be non-ironic by spacejack (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:12:39 PM EST
The weather's awesome today and stuff is real purty. Granted it's no tropical island paradise, but I'll take what I can get.

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and yeah I'm planning to visit by spacejack (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 03:10:51 PM EST
and bearing gifts...

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