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Hot sex is the glue that makes marriage both fun and functional, of this I am convinced. While a shallow analysis may conclude that many problems can be dwarfed when one's lust is sated, my angle is on the hot sex more as a symptom and tool rather than an end unto itself.


Basically my thesis is that if you can talk with one another frankly about intimacy issues and keep the sex hot after years of repeated couplings, you can talk about anything. In order to keep satisfying and exciting one another and to avoid sinking into a rut, you're pretty much obliged to be in touch with one another's feelings, appetites and sources of frustration or alienation.

Seriously, how hard is it to have a candid conversation about how you treat each other in a daily basis when you've just had a chat about how to make each other come with greater zeal? It can be awkward. It can be embarrassing. It requires a hard look at what you want, what you expect, and what you give. It requires honesty and careful listening.

In short, the tools you have to bring to the table to iron out wrinkles in the lovemaking are the same tools you're supposed to bring to bear on every aspect of your relationship -- only in the other parts the immediate rewards can be less clear. Wanting to understand your partner's feelings is a prerequisite for success, and finding the motivation is easy when the carrot at the end of the stick is hot, hot porno lovin'.

While it may be possible on the short term to have a satisfying love life with someone you resent or hate or feel distant from, I don't think such grooves can usually last. Sooner or later something in somebody changes, and what they require shifts. If you're too out of touch to track those shifts, the orgasms stop or become masturbatory. Soon it becomes harder to work up the enthusiasm to begin, or harder to look one another in the eye afterward. Eventually you find yourself on altogether different missions, clinging to dark buoys, unhappy, bitter, or even sailing into foreign ports.

I know some guys married to MILFs who complain that they never get any. They have no idea where along the way they dropped the ball. At some point things just started to suck a bit, so they watched TV instead of snuggling. As time went by they become habituated to being physically alienated from one another. It wasn't something they talked about, except for the guy to sporadically mumble that he may feel under-serviced or the girl to mutter about how things just didn't feel right. Then they watched American Idol and fell asleep.

And then they're surprised to find that a decade has passed and they don't like each other's friends.

In the words of one acquaintance of mine, they have become "colleagues in a company" whose product is raising children and balancing the chequebook. Their relationships are amicable and professional, like my relationship with the Tim Horton's girl who sells me tea at the side of the highway.

That's sweet, in a way. I mean, better for the kids that their parents are friends rather than enemies. But I think the love and listening flows better when the heads of a household are also crazy about each other. Parents are, after all, the foundation blueprint upon which children base their model of what romantic relationships look and sound like.

"Mommy, is there romance in the world?"

"Yes dear, just not at our house."

I have gained more insight into what my wife wants and needs in her life by her descriptions of what she wants and needs in bed than from any other source. It is a subject impossible to discuss without candour. Those who would hint are forced to speak openly or be left unsatisfied. Those who would brood are forced to come to terms with what they'd really like to say, or risk sleeping alone. Those who would act only selfishly find themselves playing second fiddle to a battery-powered marital aid. Those who would act only selflessly in order to avoid conflict or awkward confessions find themselves resentful and bored.

Okay, I know lust is a sin.

I never claimed to be a religious man.

But I am a happily married man who not infrequently enjoys the privilege of making his wife squeal like a getaway car. It hasn't always been easy -- particularly for a spell immediately following the birth of our first child -- but we've always managed to get back on track with a dose of frank discussion, patience and a dollop of shameless experimentation.

In conclusion, hot sex is a litmus test that broadcasts the health of the intimacy between you and your partner. Being communicative about sex as a means of keeping it hot is also a way to train one another to be more sensitive to less intimate wants and needs. And hot sex is an excellent motivator for keeping in touch with your partner's feelings, because the reward for your efforts is -- well, hot sex -- and its associated rewards like feeling trusted, feeling desirable, and enjoying the metaphysical connectivity of big time sensuality.

Yes friends, I heartily and without reservation endorse hot sex and the full panoply of its itinerant benefits. And that's one to grow on.

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Lots of truth here by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 07:20:36 AM EST
Indeed, I agree that the physical side of the marriage is an important and often neglected aspect of the relationship. 

Be it the husband who is just looking for a quick "fix" or the wife who thinks that sex is now optional or a tool for power in the relationship.

I am constantly amazed at how infidelity grows out of the inability of partners to maintain the communication necessary to keep the physical relationship alive. 

Wives who sex up the plumber because their husband thinks that sex doesn't need to last more than 45 seconds and husbands who are banging co-worker chicks because the wife thinks that sex is only necessary when babies are wanted or its his birthday.  All of that didn't have to happen.

I have known people who have to bargain with their partners to get some.  This just isn't right and it indicates that the relationship is broken on a very low level.

Well, in short, IAWTAD.

Gedvondur
"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

Special Birthday Treats by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #16 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:09:16 AM EST
I hear a number of stories from husbands for whom getting some is a "special treat" to be dispensed on special occasions. Like, "You did me a solid last month so it's only fair that I choke on your meat a tad for Christmas."

My main problem with this is that it fosters a model where sex is something the man wants and the women reluctantly concedes to as a measure of diplomatic acumen.

I'm of the opinion that if you are not actively desired by your wife, something is broken. She has a sex drive in there somewhere. If hubby can't figure out a way to tap it, he's as much to blame as she may be. On the other hand, if she's so out of touch with her own desires that she can't access her own sexuality, she may need to grow up a little, too.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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I would agree by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #24 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:02:53 AM EST
I've always been uncomfortable with friends that tell me that gettin' some sweet loving involves home improvements and is used as a carrot on a stick kind of tool. 

I suspect that there are some people out there who's sexual desires have more to do with social expectation rather than fire in the loins.  At the risk of sounding sexist, I think that many of those people are women, but by no means a majority.

Gedvondur
"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

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generally speaking by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 3) #41 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 11:56:25 AM EST
but by no means The Rule: most women aren't comfortable with their own sexuality until they're over 30.

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huh? by komet (4.00 / 1) #51 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:41:15 PM EST
most women over 30 are comfortable with their own sexuality? I don't think that's a correct assertion at all. Unfortunately.

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There's a small window. by debacle (2.00 / 0) #59 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 04:47:21 PM EST
Most women old enough to remember Van Halen but too young to remember David Cassidy.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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for us by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #40 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 11:53:04 AM EST
"wednesdays" are special occasions.

the rest of the days of the week are just regular sexing.

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OMGWTF!!!! by clock (4.00 / 1) #62 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 05:12:33 PM EST
look at the calendar!!!  why are we still on the couch!?!?!?

ohhhhhh...i seee...bend over...


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

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Smoooooth by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #43 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 12:05:14 PM EST
Now littlestar has to give you something special tonight, or else prove herself a frigid mercenary.  Do you have charts and things where you work this stuff out?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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He's an Art Director by debacle (4.00 / 1) #60 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 04:48:32 PM EST
I'm sure it comes naturally.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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I heartily approve of this entry. by Evil Cloaked User (4.00 / 3) #2 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 07:21:34 AM EST
That is all.

My boyfriend by paperdoll (4.00 / 4) #3 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 07:30:57 AM EST
phrases it a little baser "If you ain't Fckin you ain't trying anymore"

I was thrilled when my younger sister called me horrified that she had walked in on our parents screwing in the livingroom.  Good for them it gives me hope that there can be heat after being together that long.  Married nearly 40 years and still screwing in the livingroom I think it's great.

Thanks for the info by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #6 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 07:55:12 AM EST
I mean, about the relationships of people on this site, not the TMI about your sicko parents and their heathen monkey-rutting.

Notes "cradle snatcher" on someone's file.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

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It's Sad When... by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #12 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:04:08 AM EST
...you see older couples who have simply taken it as read that they're beyond the fucking years.

I heard an eighty-five year old general in the Canadian Army on the radio the other day commenting gratefully on the brass' decision to fund Viagra prescriptions for all officers and enlisted men. He said, "Our sex life is reasonably satisfying to both of us."

Reasonably satisfied at 85? Rock on, O Captain my Captain.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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Both of them? by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #44 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 12:09:40 PM EST
When did the Canadian army call up its reserve?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Heh by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #25 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:08:07 AM EST
My parents have NEVER made any bones about the fact that they get it on.  From the time I learned what "getting it on" was to today, they have been frank about it. 

Strangely, this frankness has removed the usually "ewww" factor.  While I freely admit I am not terribly interested in hearing about my parents sex life, when the subject comes up I certainly don't get creeped out like a lotta folks do.

Gedvondur
"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

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Folk wisdom has it by yicky yacky (4.00 / 4) #4 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 07:31:02 AM EST

that, when Zhou Enlai, the Chinese Leader from 1949 to 1976, was asked about the effects of the French Revolution, he replied, "It's too early to tell".


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Vacuity abhors a vacuum.
Yolk Wisdom by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #10 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:01:48 AM EST
Well, point taken. I'll have to report back a decade from now in order to properly assess the long-term efficacy of my thesis.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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[Funding approved] by yicky yacky (4.00 / 3) #14 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:07:43 AM EST

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Vacuity abhors a vacuum.
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This is a brave, brave diary by Rogerborg (4.00 / 4) #5 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 07:42:11 AM EST
I mean, if my wife felt the need repeatedly to express that all the previous times I'd banged her weren't good enough, then I'm pretty sure I'd get a tad insecure, rather than advertising my inadequacy to the whole world.  I suppose it's just a blessing that littlestar never blogs her opinion of your bedroom antics.  She's one classy, if apparently dissatisfied, dame.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
LittleStar? by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #8 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 07:59:11 AM EST
+4 by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #50 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:12:56 PM EST

The infinitive-splitting archaigarchy approve of this message.


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Admit it by jayhawk88 (4.00 / 2) #7 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 07:58:26 AM EST
This is just a shallow ploy to try and set a record for most comments in a Husi diary.

Naw. by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #9 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:00:09 AM EST
Your forgot the last word. by The Fool (4.00 / 4) #13 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:07:39 AM EST
"again".


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Not that I'm complaining, mind you by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:08:40 AM EST
VS2FP!

(Or, if pictures and diagrams are added, "Vote Story 2 Hall of Fame")


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pictures of boobs by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 2) #18 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:17:17 AM EST
did it last time, anyway.
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Dance On, Gir!
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Don't Get Me Started. by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 4) #20 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:50:06 AM EST
Too late! by jayhawk88 (4.00 / 1) #26 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:08:57 AM EST


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sexist (nt) by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #27 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:15:40 AM EST

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I must be weird by The Fool (4.00 / 1) #32 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:38:25 AM EST
I rarely think about anything else (at work or not).


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IAWTP by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #63 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 06:26:04 PM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Where are your adoptive parents by webwench (2.00 / 0) #45 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 12:53:50 PM EST
these days? It's been a while since we here at HuSi have had any MrsFlightTest updates.


Getting more attention than you since 1998.

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they're well, as far as i know by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #67 Thu Jul 20, 2006 at 10:30:58 AM EST
last time i talked to them, mommy was working on her treatments and trying to work at the same time, as was daddy. balancing that all is hard.
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Dance On, Gir!
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Get free hugs here by duxup (4.00 / 3) #11 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:02:56 AM EST
I’d just like to say that I am here to offer free hugs to those partnerless folk who feel lonely after reading Mr. Brown's partner intensive post.
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I'm Trying To Counter-Balance... by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 4) #17 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:11:24 AM EST
...the slew of recent break-up/divorce/lonely diaries, so that the Google AI doesn't think we're too miserable to go on living.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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Kudos by duxup (4.00 / 1) #37 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:50:14 AM EST
Yet I wonder if the Google AI might have a point.

Come to think of it I’ve been kind of tiptoeing when it comes to the topic of my impending wedding when posting here on Husi . . .  I think partly to avoid some sort of backlash.  The atmosphere of the internet doesn't seem welcoming when it comes to good news and such.
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once duxup is married by fleece (4.00 / 2) #46 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 01:18:57 PM EST
will he stop loving everybody else?

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Not a chance by duxup (4.00 / 3) #48 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 01:26:36 PM EST
My love will be even stronger as it will be supported by a good woman.
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hah by clover kicker (4.00 / 5) #19 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:48:33 AM EST
This diary is much meaner to married people than single people.

At least singles could theoretically go out tonight and pick up a nice piece of tail.

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So could married people by yicky yacky (4.00 / 3) #21 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:51:30 AM EST

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Vacuity abhors a vacuum.
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And yet by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #28 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:17:26 AM EST
Between being too tired from life and having to get up the next day, we probably won't.
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To balance out the negatory comment below by ucblockhead (4.00 / 2) #31 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:24:21 AM EST
One advantage of married life is the that you theoretically have access to a nice piece of tail of you wake up horny at 2 am.
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theoretically perhaps by clover kicker (4.00 / 1) #33 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:39:24 AM EST
But on the gripping hand, Single Guy can jerk off,  unlike Married Guy laying there with a big hardon and nowhere to put it.

I'm looking forward to greyrat's contribution to this diary.

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It's a good thing Husi allows pictures by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #36 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:46:10 AM EST
I'll make an ilustrated story on "Jerking Off for Married Men" tonight. Really, you can do it!


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I hope there's a section on autofellatio! by debacle (2.00 / 0) #61 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 04:52:12 PM EST


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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I'm reminded of a line I just read in an article by lm (4.00 / 2) #22 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 08:54:40 AM EST
They quoted Dr. Martin Seligman as saying ``A lot of the self-help stuff out there does seem to be written by the genetically gifted.''

I know that the compatibility of the family environments in which individuals were raised is, statistically speaking, an excellent predictor of how long a marriage will last. The marriages that last the longest tend to be the ones where both individuals are raised in household balanced between authoritarian/libertarian permissiveness on one axis and individualistic/dependent social relations on another. Different permutations of individuals along these axes fairly accurately predict how long a marriage will last. Of course, length of marriage doesn't necessarily imply how happy a couple is.

On the other hand, if I understood this article correctly, I am in close to complete agreement. The sex angle is, for the most part, a red herring. The one sentence summary is that couples which have good communication skills tend to be able to solve interpersonal relationship problems and surmount many troubles that arise in the marital relationship. Speaking about sex is merely used as one gauge of the strength of communication skills. While I think it rather dubious that it is of any value on its own, it probably does have some merit as one among many indicators. I highly doubt that if you tracked longevity of relationships by hot sex (or even just by openly speaking about sex) you'd have a very strong correlation.


There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
I Know Just Where To Stick My Axis by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #23 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:02:45 AM EST
I highly doubt that if you tracked longevity of relationships by hot sex (or even just by openly speaking about sex) you'd have a very strong correlation.

That's what I'm wondering about -- I believe (tentatively, hypothetically, without conviction supported by facts) that there may indeed be some statistically meaningful correlation, but it would be a very difficult study to administer without the data being flooded by noise.

In any event I don't disagree at all that it isn't the hot sex in and of itself, it's just a barometer, and one of many possible barometers, for the functionality of the lines of communication and mutual interest in one another's emotional innards.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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I think it would be relatively easy to research by lm (2.00 / 0) #34 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:39:29 AM EST
In fact, I'd be surprised if some studies haven't already been done. Regrettably, when I tried to log on to EBSCO, I received the message Your library card has EXPIRED. No more searching through academic databases for me until the fall.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Compatibility by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #30 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:21:28 AM EST
I'm pretty convinced that it's compatibility. Having similar expectations about how to deal with money, how clean the house should be, how much to go out vs. stay at home and yes, how much sexual activity should be going on.
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I certainly agree on that point by lm (4.00 / 2) #35 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:41:56 AM EST
At least with regards to the marriage lasting. But I think CBB was going past having a long marriage to having a good marriage. Compatibility of expectations can lead to a good marriage, but only if the expectations are good ones. Compatibility of expectations for misery can lead to a long, miserable marriage.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Meh by Improbus (4.00 / 2) #29 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:20:08 AM EST
I have been a bachelor so long I have given up on this sort of thing.  Is romance worth the wear and tear on your mind, heart and bank account?  I suppose I am just an apathetic old man.



If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago. --- Oma Desala
yes by garlic (4.00 / 1) #38 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 10:07:02 AM EST
as long you enjoy the process. Or, as long as you succeed at the process, even if you don't enjoy it.


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Do I hear an Amen, brothuh?! by reza (4.00 / 1) #39 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 11:41:16 AM EST
IAWTD


" Be who you are and say how you feel, because those who mind do not matter, and those who matter do not mind!" Dr. Seuss

WIPO: all the time! by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 2) #42 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 12:01:06 PM EST
w00t!

squeal like a getaway car by fleece (4.00 / 2) #47 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 01:20:00 PM EST
I'm gonna start using that in RL.

This diary only proves one thing by debacle (4.00 / 1) #49 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 01:51:49 PM EST
littlestar knows how to fake it.

Sex is not the key to a healthy relationship. It is the product of a healthy relationship. People stop having sex when they're not as interested in the person they're with. People (and thier husbands) who have sex all the time do so because they want to have sex with thier partner.


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

Well, by komet (4.00 / 2) #52 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 02:47:59 PM EST
products can also be reactants or catalysts.

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Well Said. [nt] by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #53 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 03:07:30 PM EST
Or inert. by debacle (2.00 / 0) #54 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 03:21:56 PM EST
But I get your meaning, and I'll concede that you're more than likely correct that having a really good go at it will almost always improve things.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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Actually... by littlestar (4.00 / 3) #55 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 03:25:54 PM EST
I can tell you one hundred percent truthfully, that I have never faked it. It's just not my style. I would not pretend for any guy that he was doing the right stuff, when he wasn't. What would be the point? Just to make him feel good? Why, if I wasn't? Then he could go on thinking he knew what to do, when he didn't and needed to try other stuff.

This is an interesting comment though, and certainly says something about your sex life (and how you must suck).
*twinkle*twinkle*


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Thanks a lot by debacle (4.00 / 1) #58 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 04:29:36 PM EST
I was only kidding.

Geez, now I feel hurt, insecure, and insufficient.

This is kind of like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's girlfriend catches a glimpse of George with shrinkage. Where do we go from here? Do I try and find some way for you to get a glimpse of my package in a better light, while you laugh every time you see me, thinking of my shriveled little waterlogged weiner.

I really don't know where we go from here.

You'll be receiving a bill from my psychologist.


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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Well, it's not really size that counts.... by littlestar (2.00 / 0) #65 Thu Jul 20, 2006 at 02:26:14 AM EST
But, I couldn't tell you were trying to be funny. It often seems as though you are just being bitchy to my cheesy man... perhaps you are always trying to be funny, or perhaps I just chose the wrong comment to bite back on.

In any case, I am a sucker for someone feeling bad. I wouldn't want to increase your time on the couch.

I'm sure that you are sufficient for lots of stuff.
*twinkle*twinkle*


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Well...I make a pretty good burrito by debacle (2.00 / 0) #66 Thu Jul 20, 2006 at 07:46:51 AM EST
I guess that counts for something.

I neither hold, nor will I ever hold, anything against Mr. CheeseBurgerBrown.

I've never actually visited 'the couch,' but I'm sure it would be an unpleasant experience.

I didn't really feel bad directly. I felt bad indirectly for making you react to a trollish comment on my part that meant no harm to your brazen and glistening man-god of phallic might.

I'd better stop now before this goes someplace weird.


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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Actually by ucblockhead (4.00 / 2) #56 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 04:07:30 PM EST
Unless measures are taken, the product of a healthy relationship is children.
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I...uh... by debacle (4.00 / 1) #57 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 04:22:44 PM EST
So where does the sex come in?

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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I would like to subscribe to your newsletter by xzap (2.00 / 0) #64 Wed Jul 19, 2006 at 09:13:27 PM EST
VS2FP

Is there anything that isn't treated as a penal crime in the land of the free?
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