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By Gedvondur (Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 06:40:44 AM EST) FISH LUNCH, fun loving cowqaas, IT LOVES YOU BABY, The Fish Train (all tags)
I would like to intoduce the first official HuSi Fish Fun Challenge!

We need YOU for amusing/silly lyrics for this FISH FRIDAY!

The HFFC is open to ALL HuSi users.  Just post your entry to this Diary!

Details Inside.



I'm gonna be in the Upper Peninsula this Friday and unable to post an entry.  This is where you come in!

Take the lyrics of a popular song, and make them Fishy for Friday!

Here are the elements you need to include in your lyrics:

The start time of lunch:  11:30

The official place of Lunch Eating:  Hardware Cafe

Other elements you can consider, but are optional:

The Hardware Cafe resides on East Mason Street, in TitleTown.  The Hardware Cafe is on the East side of town.  The waitress's name, truthfully, is Alice.

Some advice:  Try to use lyrics for songs that people might actually know. Its more fun that way!

Oh, and don't post the name of the song or artist you are Fishifying.  Its more fun to guess!

Please compose and post your entry to this Diary on Friday!

When I return on Monday, I will set up voting for the best FISH LYRICS!

Let the HFFC Begin!

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HuSi Fish Fun Challenge! | 28 comments (28 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback
Too many Fun Challenges right now by BadDoggie (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 06:47:11 AM EST
How about we all just agree to hum Heart's Barracuda and think about Nancy before she got really hungry.

woof.

OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?

Bah Humbug on You! by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 06:48:58 AM EST
This Challenge will take about five mintues.  You don't think I spend any REAL time on those lyrics each week do you?

Come on, its FUN!

Gedvondur
"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

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Ahem... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 2) #3 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 07:04:33 AM EST
Come
Come to Lunch
Too Late for Brunch
And I Want a Fish-ee
Alice Sends
Food for Friends
At Eleven Thirty
Take your time
Hurry up
The choice is Cod
Dont be late
Take a tray
Food for Friends
At Eleven Thirty ah
Thirty ah
Thirty ah

Come
Doused in grease
Eat some feesh (ooh, thats bad)
We can munch you and me
Alice Sends
Food for Friends
At Eleven Thirty
Thirty ah
Thirty ah
Thirty ah

And I swear
That I dont want a Chub
No I dont want a Chub
No I dont want a Chub

Thirty ah
Thirty ah
Thirty ah
Thirty ah {dont have a chub}

And I swear
That I dont want a Chub
No I dont want a Chub
No I dont want a Chub
No I dont want a Chub
{thirty ah}
{thirty ah}

END


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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

Comin to ya on an entree plate by georgeha (4.00 / 5) #4 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 07:04:51 AM EST
Good tastin so don't be late
And when you get it you got something
So dont worry cause Im coming

Im a sole man



My entry: by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 3) #5 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 07:18:56 AM EST
Fish is gross

bridge

Fish is gross

fadeout

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You are still a hata! by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #13 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 08:46:29 AM EST
Don't hate the playa, hate the game!

Gedvondur
"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

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Don't hate the playa or the game by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #14 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 09:10:13 AM EST
Hate the fish

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Its Like by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #18 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 10:23:29 AM EST
You don't like fish or something.  IT CAN'T BE!

I pity you.

Gedvondur
"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

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No no no no nononono. No. by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #26 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 01:06:16 PM EST
Yes.

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Darn that web filter by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 07:23:02 AM EST
blocking lyrics page, how am I going to get past

Steamed trout for the summer
steamed trout for ever


Let's get this out of the way by riceowlguy (4.00 / 2) #7 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 07:52:21 AM EST
It's a lonesome street we're on
You ordered the blackened drum
In the Hardware Cafe on the east side of town
a gaggle of teenage hipsters I saw
and the chips on my plate
and the lines on her shirt
they spell Alice


Hey hey wall-eye by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #8 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 08:13:28 AM EST
this lake fish is gonna fry
there's more to the batter
than meets the eye

when you're out of the blue and into the pan


Haddock for the Devil by cam (4.00 / 2) #9 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 08:13:45 AM EST
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long extinct species
Sole many a mans sole and grouper
And I was round when jesus christ ate fish
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilates (tai-boh)
Washed his haddock and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you Mr Shark
Hope you guess my Portugese Man-o-war
But whats nuzzling you
Is the nature of my JAWS(as)

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

I see a redfish and I want to cook it black by georgeha (4.00 / 4) #11 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 08:26:56 AM EST
not just lemon anymore I want to cook it black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to heat my pan until it really glows


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Well.............. by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 08:18:40 AM EST
You know you make me want some trout
Sit my butt down eat trout
Throw my hands up eat trout
Throw my head back eat trout
Come on now trout
Don't forget to say you will trout
Don't forget to say-ay-ay-ay-ay-yeah trout

(SAY YOU WILL…Hey, hey, hey) Say it right now baby
(SAY YOU WILL…Hey, hey, hey) Come On…Come On
(SAY YOU WILL…Hey, hey, hey) Say it right heeeere
(SAY YOU WILL…Hey, hey) Come on now


It's a shame about Ray by Herring (4.00 / 1) #12 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 08:43:54 AM EST
Just the whole song as normal I think.

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
hfc crossover hit by misslake (4.00 / 5) #15 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 09:56:37 AM EST
 i've been cooking since the morning
and been hungry twice as long
and there's a ringing in my head
but i can't quite hum along

and i'm not aimin' at glorifyin'
all my lunchons and all my dins
it's been years since i been fryin'
and alice will let me in

the sun drives her beat up volvo
around town looking for some sole
and the moon rides an indian custom
won't stop for lunch anymore

and death he likes a pale ale
and dreams of epicurian things
but if there were a tinge of justice
fishy lunch would fridays bring

and waking up in county jail
with bile in my gut
i know that i've been eating
but i couldn't say of what

and my vision keeps on blurring
and i hear the sherrif sing:
"chicken's fine on many a tuesday, but
fishy lunch is what fridays bring"

and my head she is a-pounding,
with thoughts of eating in,
and when the rapture finally comes
fishy lunches are what fridays bring.

and the light streams through the cafe,
and illuminates my plate,
and it's a pleasant thrill to go on eating,
cause you know fish friday's great.

and my lunch is nearly over,
but i've got the time to sing:
"for this week to make any damn sense,
fishy lunch is what friday'd bring"

if this planet made the slightest sense
fishy lunch would fridays bring

yeah, chicken's fine on many a tuesday,
but fish lunch is what fridays bring.

I'm in! by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 6) #16 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 10:03:23 AM EST
So, so you think you can tell
Bad fish by smell?
Blue gill from cod?
Can you tell a spoiled bass
From a bad lobster tail?
A slug from a snail?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade
Good money for that?
Baked tuna with peas?
Hot scrod with some cool fleas?
Cold tuna for change?
And did you exchange
A yummy lunch from the store
For this crap wrapped in a page?

How I wish, that this fish wasn't here.
We're just two lost souls
With heads swelled like fish bowls,
Year after year,
Puking fillet all over towne
What have we found?
It ends in tears.
Wish this fish wasn't here.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

All that you poach by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #20 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 10:32:14 AM EST
and all that you sushi
all that you baste
all you fry


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Come to the bedroom by Herring (4.00 / 3) #23 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 11:05:32 AM EST
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favourite bass

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
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Don't look so frightened by debacle (4.00 / 2) #24 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 11:53:25 AM EST
This is just a light glaze

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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Editors: by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #28 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 11:27:21 PM EST
Please increase rating scale to 10 for this post.

Thx

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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You are supreme by Herring (4.00 / 2) #17 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 10:19:30 AM EST
The chicks'll cream
For greased Herring

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
Its going GOOD people! by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #19 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 10:27:26 AM EST
Keep them Coming!

We even got that Fish Hata Bobby Abooey playing!

Keep on Keeping ON!

Gedvondur
"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

Tried to amend my ichyovorous habits by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #21 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 10:40:45 AM EST
Made it nearly seventy days,
Losin' weight without speed,
eatin' sunflower seeds,
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.

But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous dish.
Not zucchini, fettucini, or bulgar mush,
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of felsh.

tunamelt in paradise.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I'm just a tunamelt in paradise.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.
Big kosher pickle and a cold fresh beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
For my tunamelt in paradise.

Let me know when you've had enough, I'm having trouble focusing on work.


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Excellent by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #22 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 10:52:02 AM EST
You can enter as MANY TIMES as you LIKE!

More more!

Gedvondur
"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

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*ahem*: by gazbo (4.00 / 4) #25 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 12:03:27 PM EST
It's ha-li-but and I cannot lie,
You other brothers gotta fry,
When a guy reels in an itty-bitty plaice
And he's waving it in your face you get ...

OK, the last bit is elided.  I looked up fish names to try and find one rhyming with "sprung" and got to this page.

Check the second column in the table.  That was enough to throw me.  Then I saw the very last fish name in the list, and that was the final nail in the coffin.  Then I saw the 4th from last name, and I just decided to post.


I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

I'm just glad because, by calla (4.00 / 1) #27 Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 07:33:49 PM EST
this is not in the hole!!!

"Are Linux chicks worth it?" fencepost

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