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By Merekat (Tue Jun 06, 2006 at 06:32:15 AM EST) (all tags)

And it has been there all weekend. Long enough for me to break two pieces of gardening equipment, one in a puff of smoke, work through my Dr. Who backlog (I think this iteration could do with a cold shower) and go for a walk, during which one guy had his bra strap pulled and swore never to do that to anyone again. I stuffed myself silly in Wagamama and dipped into next week's beer budget which now only contains a single beer. I did not write a WFC2. Which is to say that I wrote two paragraphs and hated them for not showing what is in my head.

I have some nice pork and apple butcher's sausages. I am wondering what form of carbohydrate to have with them. I also have some nice smoked mackerel that I'm looking do use to make something more imaginative than what I usually do, which is just eating it as it is. I have eaten salad and shredded wheat today. Shredded wheat is horrid. I should just gnaw on a brillo pad.

I'm a bit misanthopic today. I have done practically no productive work, just taping things, sweeping up after them, and educating people how not to be elitist, arrogant arseholes and develop a bit of human compassion. I don't feel I have had much progress on any of the above.

Still waiting on OU results.

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New potatoes by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Jun 06, 2006 at 06:54:03 AM EST
No contest

It's political correctness gone mad!

Surely large amounts of fluffy white mash? by stark (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Jun 06, 2006 at 09:06:17 AM EST
Bit of milk, a fair dob of butter, bit of salt, lovely. Ideally with some caramelised onion on the side.
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It kept an Empire running for decades by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Jun 06, 2006 at 12:25:20 PM EST

Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
Dude by Merekat (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Jun 07, 2006 at 12:04:25 AM EST
That is from Ready Steady Cook. All recipes from Ready Steady Cook are to be distrusted.

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Eh, top hit by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #5 Wed Jun 07, 2006 at 02:21:52 AM EST
I do of course have my own SEKRIT recipe, handed down to me by an Ancient Wise Man from the darkest depths of the corner shop.

Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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